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@beefspider.bsky.social
@edzitron.com is this worth a Smiling Man
September 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
@edzitron.com is this worth a Smiling Man
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🚨A U.S. born citizen was arrested in Florida for entering the state as an “unauthorized alien.” His mother and a community advocate showed his birth certificate during a hearing in Leon County. The judge said she had no authority to release him.
April 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
🚨A U.S. born citizen was arrested in Florida for entering the state as an “unauthorized alien.” His mother and a community advocate showed his birth certificate during a hearing in Leon County. The judge said she had no authority to release him.
One Billion Yglesiases
I sincerely cannot think of a less provocative, less trolly thinker than Yglesias whose whole thing is mostly just to insist that obviously true things are in fact true.
April 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
One Billion Yglesiases
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pedocon theory on its way to becoming a scientific law
Texas christian school CFO, Rory Waide, has been arrested for child grooming.
www.newswest9.com/article/news...
www.newswest9.com/article/news...
March 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
pedocon theory on its way to becoming a scientific law
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the sales numbers are so low that it remains true that if you see a Cybertruck, you are likely seeing the very stupidest person in that area
7,000 units in a quarter lol
Tesla confirms it can’t sell the Cybertruck even with tax credit and discounts
March 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
the sales numbers are so low that it remains true that if you see a Cybertruck, you are likely seeing the very stupidest person in that area
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My daughter just now
December 21, 2024 at 4:17 AM
My daughter just now
It feels like a perfect night
To dress up like hitler
To dress up like hitler
December 21, 2024 at 6:36 AM
It feels like a perfect night
To dress up like hitler
To dress up like hitler
I be strokin', Mr. Grinch
December 21, 2024 at 6:15 AM
I be strokin', Mr. Grinch
Trump won, we're definitely saying the word when it comes in Fairytale of New York
December 21, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Trump won, we're definitely saying the word when it comes in Fairytale of New York
If you see this post a cryptid
December 9, 2024 at 4:06 AM
If you see this post a cryptid
I'm glad the Syrian rebels are getting Zendaya out of prison but why did Assad have her there in the first place
December 7, 2024 at 5:25 PM
I'm glad the Syrian rebels are getting Zendaya out of prison but why did Assad have her there in the first place
@timheidecker.bsky.social was Pat McAfee an inspiration for your Dekkar fits
December 7, 2024 at 5:17 PM
@timheidecker.bsky.social was Pat McAfee an inspiration for your Dekkar fits
Ahab says open the bars
December 7, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Ahab says open the bars
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
Texas A&M chants are like if Andrew Dice Clay were a Sunday school teacher with brain damage
December 3, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Texas A&M chants are like if Andrew Dice Clay were a Sunday school teacher with brain damage
"Languid" is an adjective only used to describe vampires
December 3, 2024 at 7:04 AM
"Languid" is an adjective only used to describe vampires
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I'm a conservative and my top issue is the racial composition of tv commercials. I deserve to be taken seriously
November 22, 2024 at 4:02 PM
I'm a conservative and my top issue is the racial composition of tv commercials. I deserve to be taken seriously
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Love that the LBJ museum is commemorating the ninth anniversary of George Costanza visiting
November 21, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Love that the LBJ museum is commemorating the ninth anniversary of George Costanza visiting
My name is Alessandro Babybop
November 21, 2024 at 2:26 AM
My name is Alessandro Babybop
This Cowboys defense is breaking new ground in physical comedy
November 19, 2024 at 1:47 AM
This Cowboys defense is breaking new ground in physical comedy
Republicans love doing sex crimes so much they invented Shell Sons
November 19, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Republicans love doing sex crimes so much they invented Shell Sons