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November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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U.S. Magistrate Judge Gabriel Fuentes, in dismissing Midway Blitz-related charges against Dana Briggs last week, said he was lifting restrictions on relevant video.
Today he made the video available through the clerk's office at no cost to the public. Here's the first.
Today he made the video available through the clerk's office at no cost to the public. Here's the first.
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
U.S. Magistrate Judge Gabriel Fuentes, in dismissing Midway Blitz-related charges against Dana Briggs last week, said he was lifting restrictions on relevant video.
Today he made the video available through the clerk's office at no cost to the public. Here's the first.
Today he made the video available through the clerk's office at no cost to the public. Here's the first.
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NEW: Magistrate Judge Gabriel Fuentes on the many dismissed cases tied to Midway Blitz:
"The Court cannot help but note just how unusual and possibly unprecedented it is for the U.S. Attorney's Office in this district to charge so hastily."
Read the opinion: cst.brightspotcdn.com/14/e7/bd8a48...
"The Court cannot help but note just how unusual and possibly unprecedented it is for the U.S. Attorney's Office in this district to charge so hastily."
Read the opinion: cst.brightspotcdn.com/14/e7/bd8a48...
cst.brightspotcdn.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
NEW: Magistrate Judge Gabriel Fuentes on the many dismissed cases tied to Midway Blitz:
"The Court cannot help but note just how unusual and possibly unprecedented it is for the U.S. Attorney's Office in this district to charge so hastily."
Read the opinion: cst.brightspotcdn.com/14/e7/bd8a48...
"The Court cannot help but note just how unusual and possibly unprecedented it is for the U.S. Attorney's Office in this district to charge so hastily."
Read the opinion: cst.brightspotcdn.com/14/e7/bd8a48...
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Happy to be of service.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Happy to be of service.
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Incredible. If you grew up in Indiana, you know what a big deal this is.
Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!
October 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Incredible. If you grew up in Indiana, you know what a big deal this is.
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I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
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Since Trump is firing as many smart AUSAs as he can, it's kind for the criminals to commit crimes that even Trumpist dipshits can prove
www.justice.gov/usao-mn/pr/d...
www.justice.gov/usao-mn/pr/d...
September 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Since Trump is firing as many smart AUSAs as he can, it's kind for the criminals to commit crimes that even Trumpist dipshits can prove
www.justice.gov/usao-mn/pr/d...
www.justice.gov/usao-mn/pr/d...
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Trump and the GOP constantly campaign that crime is out of control. In fact as this FBI report reported, violent and property crime last year was at its lowest level since the 1960s. This fact should be more broadly known by our citizens.
Why you might not know that 2024 was America's safest year since the 1960s
An overwhelming majority of Americans, 64 percent, believe that crime increased across the country in 2024, according to a Gallup survey conducted late last year.
popular.info
August 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Trump and the GOP constantly campaign that crime is out of control. In fact as this FBI report reported, violent and property crime last year was at its lowest level since the 1960s. This fact should be more broadly known by our citizens.
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To elevate Emil Bove to a lifetime judicial appointment without fully investigating his disgraceful conduct at DOJ would violate every senator's duty to ensure we remain a nation of laws.
900 Ex-Justice Dept. Lawyers Urge Senate Not to Confirm Bove as Federal Appeals Judge
www.nytimes.com
July 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
To elevate Emil Bove to a lifetime judicial appointment without fully investigating his disgraceful conduct at DOJ would violate every senator's duty to ensure we remain a nation of laws.
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damn
I'm sorry, nine HUNDRED former DOJ lawyers all signed this letter opposing Emil Bove's nomination to be an appellate federal judge?
900?!
900?!
July 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
damn
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I'm sorry, nine HUNDRED former DOJ lawyers all signed this letter opposing Emil Bove's nomination to be an appellate federal judge?
900?!
900?!
July 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm sorry, nine HUNDRED former DOJ lawyers all signed this letter opposing Emil Bove's nomination to be an appellate federal judge?
900?!
900?!
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The Onion Reviews 'E.T.'
The Onion Reviews 'E.T.'
YouTube video by The Onion
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June 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The Onion Reviews 'E.T.'
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/4 Except that’s manifestly not true. It’s just wrong on its face. Witness testimony is evidence. Mr. de Gonzales describes an explicit hate crime. You can decide not to believe him, but if you say there is “no evidence whatsoever” of a hate motive, you’re just lying.
June 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
/4 Except that’s manifestly not true. It’s just wrong on its face. Witness testimony is evidence. Mr. de Gonzales describes an explicit hate crime. You can decide not to believe him, but if you say there is “no evidence whatsoever” of a hate motive, you’re just lying.
“I juss wanna say right now to all youse standin’ out here in da square, celebratin’ me becoming pope - youse all is gettin two tree beef sammiches - dipped, sweet peppers.”
May 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“I juss wanna say right now to all youse standin’ out here in da square, celebratin’ me becoming pope - youse all is gettin two tree beef sammiches - dipped, sweet peppers.”
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there is a decent chance i never spend a single dime at target again in my life www.startribune.com/target-gave-...
Target gave $1M to Trump inauguration fund, a first for the company
President Donald Trump raised a record amount of cash for his inauguration, including donations from several companies with operations in Minnesota.
www.startribune.com
April 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
there is a decent chance i never spend a single dime at target again in my life www.startribune.com/target-gave-...
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It’s only getting much play in the trade/transport niche press. But pretty real product shortages beginning in mid-May or so are already locked in. They’re maybe a thousand miles out in the Pacific Ocean. Modern trade takes place in gargantuan container ships. There are very detailed records …
April 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It’s only getting much play in the trade/transport niche press. But pretty real product shortages beginning in mid-May or so are already locked in. They’re maybe a thousand miles out in the Pacific Ocean. Modern trade takes place in gargantuan container ships. There are very detailed records …
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Wrexham make history by becoming the first club to win three promotions in a row to go from non-League to the Championship.
April 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wrexham make history by becoming the first club to win three promotions in a row to go from non-League to the Championship.
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🚨Over 1,300 former DOJ officials—spanning both parties—have signed a statement condemning the Trump Administration’s attacks on the legal profession and the rule of law.
Read their urgent warning and call to action: protdem.org/doj-alumni-s...
Read their urgent warning and call to action: protdem.org/doj-alumni-s...
DOJ Alumni Statement Opposing Executive Branch Attacks on Lawyers and Law Firms
We, the undersigned, are alumni of the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) who have collectively served both Republican and…
medium.com
March 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
🚨Over 1,300 former DOJ officials—spanning both parties—have signed a statement condemning the Trump Administration’s attacks on the legal profession and the rule of law.
Read their urgent warning and call to action: protdem.org/doj-alumni-s...
Read their urgent warning and call to action: protdem.org/doj-alumni-s...
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This continues to be the biggest story in the country: DOGE has already squandered half a trillion dollars in 6 weeks. Not billion. half a trillion, $500 billion talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...
IRS Predicts DOGE Lost Half a Trillion Dollars for the USA
The Post reports today that the IRS’ internal projections estimate that the...
talkingpointsmemo.com
March 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This continues to be the biggest story in the country: DOGE has already squandered half a trillion dollars in 6 weeks. Not billion. half a trillion, $500 billion talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...
I am anonymous on socials beacuse I am an attorney and don’t want my opinions affecting my work or clients. But I put down my dog Sweet Pea today and wanted to post about that. This picture is from the shelter website we adopted her from 14 years ago. What a dog.
February 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I am anonymous on socials beacuse I am an attorney and don’t want my opinions affecting my work or clients. But I put down my dog Sweet Pea today and wanted to post about that. This picture is from the shelter website we adopted her from 14 years ago. What a dog.
I also have spent over 25 hours singing the 10-minute version of “All Too Well”…
December 11, 2024 at 10:54 PM
I also have spent over 25 hours singing the 10-minute version of “All Too Well”…
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December 4, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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I don’t like to use this platform to brag, but I am reliably informed that I have appeared in 12 LinkedIn searches this week…. #crushingit
December 4, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I don’t like to use this platform to brag, but I am reliably informed that I have appeared in 12 LinkedIn searches this week…. #crushingit
According to numerous emails, in a few scant hours, every retail store is going to stop selling goods and services forever. I have to move fast…
December 3, 2024 at 2:21 AM
According to numerous emails, in a few scant hours, every retail store is going to stop selling goods and services forever. I have to move fast…