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Jonathan Surratt

@beerinator.com

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I plan sandwich adventures. I bake bread. Then put everything together to create and share recipes, tactics and strategies. Check out my blog and subscribe for free weekly sandwiches in your inbox. Chicago https://boundedbybuns.com/bio

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Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 12d

Welcome to Friday. That means it's time to start thinking about pizza.

Go read the deep dive I wrote about making a great pan pizza in your own kitchen using my pan pizza calculator. boundedbybuns.com/choose-your-...

Choose your own pan pizza adventure

Pick a pan and this tool will do all the work for you to build a recipe that will produce a light, airy, cheesy pizza with a great crispy crust.

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Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 6h

a man with a beard is flying through the air with his arms outstretched and says i believe i can fly

Alt: a man with a beard is flying through the air with his arms outstretched and says i believe i can fly

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Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 6h

They wouldn't let me use the kitchen! 😂

Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 6h

haha nope. Not this trip! 😂

Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 6h

Excited to report that sandwiches at the airport still taste the same.

A McDonald's sausage, egg and cheese biscuit with a hash brown tucked inside.

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Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 18h

Sometimes when I see a cute dog in a tiktok or reel and the owner is speaking Japanese or Spanish or Canadian, I feel kinda sad because the dog will never know how to translate the word "cheese" or "sic 'em" in the proper way.

Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 1d

I get to Wilmington 1 or 2 times a year. I'll try to check it out next trip!

Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 1d

I found some of my people. 😂

Kat Vernon @katbird.bsky.social · 1d

“None of those are Carolina burgers because the Carolina burger is already a thing.
And that thing doesn’t have any damn barbecue sauce on it.”
I cannot tell you how many times I have shouted exactly this over the course of my life!! OUTSTANDING piece!!!

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Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 1d

My name is Surratt, but otherwise, close enough.

Jo Mama @mewvore.bsky.social · 1d

Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 1d

Yes. Thanks. I have Silver Stamp on my list and plan to do the "Brewery Row" area one afternoon.

Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 1d

I hope you're talking about Garbage Pail Kid cards.

Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 1d

I don't really gamble, and I don't like Celine Dion or people who tame tigers, so keep that all in mind if you have suggestions. I do like eating and drinking, though.

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Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 1d

Headed to Vegas and back for a wedding this week. If I am killed in a plane crash, you guys can have all my sandwich blog posts.

Also feel free to send me Vegas suggestions and tips for counting cards which I hear is fun.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

Burbank Airport air traffic control tower unmanned on Monday evening amid government shutdown

The air traffic tower at Burbank Airport is unmanned on Monday evening as air traffic controllers begin to call out in greater numbers due to the government shutdown.

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Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 2d

I wrote a very in depth look at what a Carolina-style burger is and what it isn't. I created a map to help you find a great example and then I shared strategies and tactics to make your own all-the-way burger at home. Click through to get hungry and learn more.

All-the-way to Carolina burgers

Taking a deep dive into the Carolina-style cheeseburger. We'll be figuring out what this burger is and isn't, where you can find one, and then sharing tips and recipes to make your own at home.

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Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 1d

Was it Bill Belichick?

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Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 2d

Thanks for sharing!

Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 2d

Hell no.

Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 2d

If you find yourself in North Carolina, you can use this handy map I made to find a good burger. Or you can use Google Maps. I'm not your mom.

Also fyi: Tucker's Grill is in Horneytown, NC.

A map of North Carolina showing locations where you can find Carolina-style burgers.

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Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 2d

All-the-way to Carolina burgers

Taking a deep dive into the Carolina-style cheeseburger. We'll be figuring out what this burger is and isn't, where you can find one, and then sharing tips and recipes to make your own at home.

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Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 2d

If my blog post is too long for you to read or scroll past, I make sure all the recipes are linked at the top, and there are 1 or 2 ad spots per blog post or recipe pages, so my site is hopefully an easy site to check out. I built the whole system, so let me know if you think otherwise.

Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 2d

If you're wondering why my editor didn't trim the words down, it's because my editor at the moment is me. I don't have a budget for an editor because this is currently my passion project, aka my hobby, and I will not ask for help without payment. We're all just having fun making sandwiches together!

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Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 2d

I wrote a lot of words about cheeseburgers and you get to read them tomorrow. It turned out to be double the number of words and hopefully a ton of them are educational. Get ready for content coming tomorrow.

Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 5d

Finishing a very deep dive into one of my favorite burger styles for a long blog post on Monday. I'm halfway through writing, and it's 2,200 words already.

Send your friends and enemies this link so they can subscribe for free and get the recipes and look at my photos. boundedbybuns.com/subscribe/

Want fresh sandwich updates? I send out an email every Monday (once and a while more often than that). I won’t sell or share your stuff if you promise not to steal my lunch! Below is our most…

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Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 2d

Rest in Peace Jerry!

Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 2d

It's been scientifically proven that in 1912, when the Titanic sank, a wooden door could only hold one Kate Winslet-sized thing before it sank.

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Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 2d

Hey, just wanted to help you out. This is lowtax getting his tonsils removed and his wife "jay" is on the tv screen. bsky.app/profile/did:...

SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

Jonathan Surratt @beerinator.com · 2d

He moves on, alright. But none of that moving occurs on top of a floating door, that's for sure.

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