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SLAM JOHNSON

@mlyp.bsky.social

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 24d

youtu.be/DMdJWMOfKr4?...

It’s time for P-P-P-PowerBook

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 9h

Are you rocking with the proxies

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 10h

it was!

SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 10h

dunno what shit i was on 9 years ago but thanks for reminding me Facebook Memories

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 13h

I SPIL MY JACE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 13h

I SPIL MY JACE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 14h

My iPad is at home and I am on the train to said home

SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 14h

Gimme like…. An hour

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 15h

My god it’s even 10 bux

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 19h

come onnnn you're making it too easy

SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 19h

it's so funny seeing one of blueskys engineers unironically do

"Oh you hate AI, replace AI with a minority. Not so funny now is it?"

What do they have in the water over there

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Leena 🌵 @leena.reuben.games · 19h

Gabe’s put another song from the soundtrack up on the youtube, get a load of this frankly Reznorian fever dream:

youtu.be/mlxH6pwbpVQ?...

(And chuck him a subscribe while you’re there!)

Dead Static Drive: Original Game Soundtrack - Not Like This

YouTube video by Gabe Castro

youtu.be

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 20h

yeah he's dead now though

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1d

I made a guide for social media companies going through a crisis

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · Aug 22

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 21h

I'm a single issue voter and my single issue is "do you want to feed my friends into a wood chipper", if your bitch ass can't manage a weak little "no" then get the fuck out of my face!!!!

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 22h

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Banshee Neat @bansheeneet.bsky.social · 21h

Would be fucked up if you looked at your baby and it said 1/50 over their head, implying a pikmin is intending to abscond with them

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 22h

just one more video bro - just one more ai generated video will do it Dan. You got this

SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 22h

Mario Goatse

SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 22h

They can use something that doesn't have a direct arm of their business attached to Generative AI then

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 22h

I am uploading 500 images of Mario on an alt account as we speak- good luck Aaron

Aaron Rodericks @aaron.bsky.team · 1d

thehive.ai evaluates all images posted to the site. We don't actually provide any input.

AI to Understand, Search, and Generate Content | Hive

Hive's APIs enable developers to integrate pre-trained AI models that address technically challenging content understanding needs into their applications.

thehive.ai

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 22h

some of you have never heated up a banana peel in the microwave for eight seconds to replicate the feel of a vagina, and it shows

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 23h

Not doing much Trust or Safety here lmao

Aaron Rodericks @aaron.bsky.team · 1d

thehive.ai evaluates all images posted to the site. We don't actually provide any input.

AI to Understand, Search, and Generate Content | Hive

Hive's APIs enable developers to integrate pre-trained AI models that address technically challenging content understanding needs into their applications.

thehive.ai

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 23h

Will they keep posting through it?

Will they keep flailing around and playing whack a mole with random bans?

Will they realise that 90% of their user base is more than willing to delete their accounts and go elsewhere?

Find out next time on dragon ball z

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 23h

This is what Bluesky TOS had before Jesse Singal joined then suspiciously disappeared with no explanation by the way

A charitable interpretation of this is Aaron and the rest of the Bluesky team think their users are stupid morons who don’t realise what is being done.

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1d

finishing my "rewatch every James Bond film" project and I'm still laughing at the name Lyutsifer Safin.