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Time to sort out the cullet. Some to stay, some to go and some to go to charity.
There's many years worth of Wigan Beer Festival glasses.
A dining room table covered in pint glasses.
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Fippin' Eck Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
A screenshot of my timeline. It's all Col enjoying himself (I assume) watching Top Of The Pops.
October 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Drop an old person you'll turn into in the future.

I hope!
If it isn't Derek Niven. He's dressed in a tuxedo suit with white bow tie. He carries a silver topped cane. In his right hand he's holding a champagne coupe as if to say "cheers" and winking at the camera.
October 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Blimey. I'm not an expert in television production, but that seems a LOT of episodes.
A screenshot of a news item reporting new Inbetweeners episodes. It reads: The Inbetweeners Revival Deal Secured for 2026 Episodes.
October 13, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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I've gone and done a tarte tatin.
I'm just a little bit proud.
A plate with what seems like slices of apples in a caramel coloured caramel sauce.
October 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Ritter Sport?
And here's me, a humble public servant.
A Rum Raisin and hazelnut Ritter Sport. King of chocolate bars.
October 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Monday.
A screenshot from the opening titles of Red Dwarf. A person in a space suit uses a huge brush to paint the side of the ship red. If this was a .gif the shot would zoom out to reveal just how massive the ship is.
October 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Number 3.
"Eugene Levy".

Will interview......

Number 24.
"The Prince of Wales".

And that concludes.....
Two men completing the FA Cup draw. One has a small ball in his hand and is proudly showing its number. The other fella is placing his arm into a large pot a bit like Peter Duncan avoiding the Wood Beast in Flash Gordon.
October 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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I'm in yer actual France speaking yer actual French.

To French people.
Officer Crabtree in kepi and classic pose from out of 'Allo 'Allo.
September 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Monday.
Head and shoulder picture of Jester Timothy Claypole out of off of RentaGhost in an early eighties living room. He's wearing a red and yellow jesters outfit and looking at the camera. I thought he was smiling but he actually looks quite manic.
September 22, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Drinking at sea?
It's a yes from me!

#ferrybeers #PompeyRevs #PompeyJossmans
One pint and one half pint glass of beer sits atop a wood-effect round table.
September 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I know there's a LOT of mustard in here but once it's been eaten, it will take my Albert Tatlock impression to dizzying, nay terrifying, new heights never before seen.
A small, pub glass full of mustard. That's how it was sold.
August 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I'm hoping these will last until the weekend.
Four packets of dried sausage on a wooden worktop. Left to right we have: A Polish mild kabanos. Thin and long and red. Chorizo de Leon. Cabanossi, German and about the size of a Pepperami. Classic saucisson sec. French dried sausage with a very mouldy casing.
August 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Do I have the time?
Why yes, it's just gone Wigan past Preston.
It'll soon be Lancaster O'clock.
A clock face that is a picture of the front end of a Class 390 Pendolino in it's former Virgin trains livery of red with yellow warning panels. It's tilting to the left as we look at it, giving an impression of urgent speed. The twelve numbers are replaced by the station codes from the stations on the West Coast Main Line in order. 12 o clock position is Euston, six o clock is Wigan, ending at 11 p clock for Glasgow Central. The hands show half past seven or Wigan past Preston.
August 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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You know what? I might make some cider.
An apple tree in a typical UK garden on a green lawn. The tree is nearly 2 metres tall and each branch is nearly 1.5 metres long. The tree is loaded with green apples turning red.
August 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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July 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Post somebody you've been told you look like, who you definitely don't look like.
If it isn't Mr. Claypole. A bearded jester in a yellow and red jesters suit complete with three pointed hat with bells on the end of each point. Arnold J Rimmer from off of Red Dwarf. Dressed in blue he wears a million-yard stare. On his forehead, a silver letter H.
June 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I have been for a run.

I'll be taking no questions on this matter until I've processed what the hell happened.
A stumpy pint glass decorated busily with images and slogans from the Brew Dog brewery. Written large on the glass are the words HAZY JANE which is the pint within. The glass is nearly empty.
June 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Bob Mortimer making me laugh, a glass of rum and the evening smell of the honeysuckle.

11/10 would recommend.
An old fashioned glass with ice and rum is sitting on a table next to a book. The cover is blue with a satsuma. The satsuma has a silhouette of a squirrel. The title is The Satsuma Complex, and is written by Bob Mortimer. In the background a vertical wooden pillar is covered in honeysuckle partially covering a green man face.
June 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Errrrm I'm pretty sure this pattern was the seat and cushion coverings for mess seating on warships.
A tied bow tie. The pattern is a white background with pink, salmon, green and mustard coloured flowers. Below the bow tie, it's title; "Pastel Floral Bow Tie £33".
June 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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I'll see your property developer gob-shites, and raise you this...
May 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Ooooo strong Dalek Invasion of Earth 2150AD vibes.
The Dalek spacecraft from the 60s film "Dalek Invasion of Earth 2150AD" It looks like two saucers popped on on top of the rear of an American car of that era, so the wings at the back that contain the rear lights stick out.
May 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Negroni time innit?
An Old Fashioned glass filled with ice cubes and an day-glo orange coloured drink that is the Negroni. It sits on a glass topped outside table.
May 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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I can flash a Y100 in my sleep. Start a donk with ne'r so much as a glance at a starting routine.
This thing though. This gives me the heebie-jeebies.
A gas fired barbecue sits menacingly in a garden. Three burner controls and a ring control. At the bottom are two cupboard type doors. Why it has two doors is beyond me as the sides and rear are open. A gas pipe and regulator dangle provocatively, enticing immediate urgent connection.
May 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I don't know how, but after four years of being knackered I've fixed my wonderful clock.
The internals of a mechanical wind up clock. Mainly a brass housing plate and some gears. Also shown are the chime-bars and their strikers.
April 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM