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Hey Mitch, can I use the Spray N Wash? Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with documents!
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Reposted
“Man, Larry, I don’t know if we’re up to this. … I mean, this guy’s got kneecaps from hell.”
May 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
What ever happened to the Geohell guy?
December 18, 2024 at 5:46 PM