Tortfeasor
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I hope I get my raisins from Fresno
When I want to be greeted as a liberator, the first thing I do is go on TV and tell everyone how excited I am to steal your natural resources and rule your country myself for my own profit.
January 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
When I want to be greeted as a liberator, the first thing I do is go on TV and tell everyone how excited I am to steal your natural resources and rule your country myself for my own profit.
This is obviously gonna backfire so badly. Trump has done his best to prove Chavismo’s central thesis correct: the United States wishes to conquer and subjugate Venezuela, stealing its resources. It often looked like a straw man argument, but it definitely isn’t now.
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
This is obviously gonna backfire so badly. Trump has done his best to prove Chavismo’s central thesis correct: the United States wishes to conquer and subjugate Venezuela, stealing its resources. It often looked like a straw man argument, but it definitely isn’t now.
The DOJ’s position appears to be that every single head of state who commands a military has committed illegal firearm possession lol
January 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
The DOJ’s position appears to be that every single head of state who commands a military has committed illegal firearm possession lol
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You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
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A massive new Everywhere brewery is coming to the Fred Harvey restaurant space at Union Station. Plans include a main brewery room, a 96-seat outdoor patio, a cocktail lounge, and an upstairs game room.
Everywhere Beer is based in Orange County
Everywhere Beer is based in Orange County
December 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
A massive new Everywhere brewery is coming to the Fred Harvey restaurant space at Union Station. Plans include a main brewery room, a 96-seat outdoor patio, a cocktail lounge, and an upstairs game room.
Everywhere Beer is based in Orange County
Everywhere Beer is based in Orange County
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elon and grok
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
elon and grok
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
All my homies hate the Columbia Broadcasting System
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
All my homies hate the Columbia Broadcasting System
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Oh my god he admit it
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Oh my god he admit it
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worth saying that some portion of the freed slaves were themselves illegal aliens having been brought illegally into the united states by smugglers. if the birthright clause applies to them, it applies to undocumented immigrants
Here is the question presented. It's a relatively clean vehicle for the Supreme Court to finally decide whether it is lawful for the president to deny birthright citizenship to the children of immigrants. www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
worth saying that some portion of the freed slaves were themselves illegal aliens having been brought illegally into the united states by smugglers. if the birthright clause applies to them, it applies to undocumented immigrants
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Quick explainer as to how I can root for Duke football in the ACC championship game:
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Quick explainer as to how I can root for Duke football in the ACC championship game:
Likely country for him to visit on Thanksgiving
Pope Leo XIV kicked off the first foreign trip of his papacy on Thursday, arriving in Muslim-majority Turkey for a visit aimed at showcasing his interest in dialogue with other faiths and cooperation with other Christian denominations.
Pope Leo Lands in Turkey, Planning to Meet Erdogan With a Message of Outreach
In the capital, Ankara, Leo XIV was received by President Recep Tayyip Erdogan on the opening leg of a trip that will also include Lebanon.
nyti.ms
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Likely country for him to visit on Thanksgiving