Bellend Sebastian
@bellendsebastian.bsky.social
"Difficult to buy for" Unknowable, or simply boring? Tall, likes crisps, can read, guitars, running (away from death).Mister, won't you tell me where my love has gone?
Was bought some Rocky Road from the bakery near me and whilst that's a treat I like rather than something I could get excited about OH MY GOD I THINK THEY'VE PUT HEROIN IN IT THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER EATEN
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Was bought some Rocky Road from the bakery near me and whilst that's a treat I like rather than something I could get excited about OH MY GOD I THINK THEY'VE PUT HEROIN IN IT THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER EATEN
A fox just had a jog around the garden to create a charming winter season, makes a change from it being a fucking rat I suppose
January 8, 2026 at 9:38 PM
A fox just had a jog around the garden to create a charming winter season, makes a change from it being a fucking rat I suppose
If I buy the new Morrissey album do you think that will encourage him to talk less as that's where a lot of the bother seems to come from
January 8, 2026 at 6:09 PM
If I buy the new Morrissey album do you think that will encourage him to talk less as that's where a lot of the bother seems to come from
Christmas decorations put away so time to start the pre work drinking
January 4, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Christmas decorations put away so time to start the pre work drinking
Could probably spend all my time wandering about the countryside. I do this with my ridiculous but lovely friends but if I had to do it on my own I still would
January 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Could probably spend all my time wandering about the countryside. I do this with my ridiculous but lovely friends but if I had to do it on my own I still would
Me, spooning brandy cream direct from the pot into my face, in tears: Christmas can't be over, not yet
January 2, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Me, spooning brandy cream direct from the pot into my face, in tears: Christmas can't be over, not yet
Got a few weekend-y type things out of the way this morning to free up more of the weekend for getting stressed about going back to work on Monday
January 2, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Got a few weekend-y type things out of the way this morning to free up more of the weekend for getting stressed about going back to work on Monday
Getting anxious about work and I'm not even in until Monday, fucking hell
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Getting anxious about work and I'm not even in until Monday, fucking hell
First purchase of the new year, a replacement rat bait box and a drill bit extender, wow 2026 feels so different already
January 1, 2026 at 7:53 PM
First purchase of the new year, a replacement rat bait box and a drill bit extender, wow 2026 feels so different already
Is it an algorithm that floods my feed with posts about people's pets or is that just what Bluesky is full of? I don't mind either way as although I don't have a cat or dog I do love them
December 31, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Is it an algorithm that floods my feed with posts about people's pets or is that just what Bluesky is full of? I don't mind either way as although I don't have a cat or dog I do love them
Just spilled beer down myself but it's fine because ultimately I'm still drinking a beer
December 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Just spilled beer down myself but it's fine because ultimately I'm still drinking a beer
Buying £40 worth of shrimp for the aquarium felt mildly insane and has proved to be so as at least 8 quid of that is dead already
December 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Buying £40 worth of shrimp for the aquarium felt mildly insane and has proved to be so as at least 8 quid of that is dead already
Said this before I'm sure but stood next to Su Pollard at the bar in a pub in Islington and she brilliantly and needlessly name checked John Inman actually what am I saying this is pretty fucking significant
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Said this before I'm sure but stood next to Su Pollard at the bar in a pub in Islington and she brilliantly and needlessly name checked John Inman actually what am I saying this is pretty fucking significant
One of the few times I actually wish I had some followers. Buy Pete's stuff and that of other artists, fuck AI slop
December 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
One of the few times I actually wish I had some followers. Buy Pete's stuff and that of other artists, fuck AI slop
Someone gave my wife an AI slop calendar for Christmas and its shitness was truly next level, and that's coming from someone that's seen a lot of really shit calendars
December 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Someone gave my wife an AI slop calendar for Christmas and its shitness was truly next level, and that's coming from someone that's seen a lot of really shit calendars
Anyone want to play a board game, based on a television show you've never seen, with utterly impenetrable rules? Because I fucking don't
December 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Anyone want to play a board game, based on a television show you've never seen, with utterly impenetrable rules? Because I fucking don't
Wife and kids liked their presents, played a couple of games, drank some whisky and watched Jaws The Shark and a documentary about Jaws The Shark and that feels like a decent Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Wife and kids liked their presents, played a couple of games, drank some whisky and watched Jaws The Shark and a documentary about Jaws The Shark and that feels like a decent Christmas
Family trying to ruin Christmas by watching standard definition broadcasts
December 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Family trying to ruin Christmas by watching standard definition broadcasts
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why would they program r2d2 to be all fun loving and sassy. not that i'm complaining. but if i bought him for my moisture farm it'd piss me off. tho probably every now and then he'd fire off a roast that just DESTROYS my homosexual translator robot and i'm all, Get back to work!, but i'm laughin too
December 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
why would they program r2d2 to be all fun loving and sassy. not that i'm complaining. but if i bought him for my moisture farm it'd piss me off. tho probably every now and then he'd fire off a roast that just DESTROYS my homosexual translator robot and i'm all, Get back to work!, but i'm laughin too
Feels like a great day for unclogging a pond pump
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Feels like a great day for unclogging a pond pump
I take little interest in the charts these days but I've just looked at the UK album chart and well that's me confused
December 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I take little interest in the charts these days but I've just looked at the UK album chart and well that's me confused
When my wife said that massive pile of soil you've created in the middle of the lawn in September-ish had better be gone by Christmas, oh how I laughed
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
When my wife said that massive pile of soil you've created in the middle of the lawn in September-ish had better be gone by Christmas, oh how I laughed
Got an email from Janet Ellis announcing she is our new President, of The Humanists, as it turns out. Whilst disappointed that this did not herald a radical shake up of our political system and a brilliant appointment to be Head of State, still delighted for her
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Got an email from Janet Ellis announcing she is our new President, of The Humanists, as it turns out. Whilst disappointed that this did not herald a radical shake up of our political system and a brilliant appointment to be Head of State, still delighted for her
I hate the phrase 'mindless vandalism', it's a right cop out. Where's the curiosity? WHY DID YOU DO IT?? There must be a reason, even if it's a shit one. It's like we don't want to know
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I hate the phrase 'mindless vandalism', it's a right cop out. Where's the curiosity? WHY DID YOU DO IT?? There must be a reason, even if it's a shit one. It's like we don't want to know
Spent ages putting the Christmas lights on the front of the house, forgetting that I was putting up the ones that work when you test them before spending ages up a ladder after which they don't work, so that was good
December 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Spent ages putting the Christmas lights on the front of the house, forgetting that I was putting up the ones that work when you test them before spending ages up a ladder after which they don't work, so that was good