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Jelly Ely
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spookymorales.bsky.social
These are the people that make America great 🇲🇽🇺🇸
June 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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theonion.com
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
April 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
benderisgreat67.bsky.social
Quote this post with your age (18+)
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#selfie
April 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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hilaryagro.com
I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article
Headline: ICE came for their neighbor so these Tennesseans formed a human chain to protect him
April 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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criminalsimpsons.com
Yeah, when those immigrants get deported to black sites and slave labor camps, there'll be a lot more elbow room for--
April 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
benderisgreat67.bsky.social
April 9, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
ICE isn't "deporting" immigrants, it is kidnapping them.

DOGE isn't "fixing" the government, it is dismantling it.

Trump isn't "helping" Americans, he is retaliating against them.

Pam Bondi isn't "upholding" the Constitution, she is ignoring it.
April 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
I support local businesses
A cat with a sign saying "selling carp for 10 cents"
April 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
benderisgreat67.bsky.social
I have to post my friend's sign.
#handsoff
April 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
The biggest thing we need to do is let people know that the protests are FUN. Yelling fuck the man is fun. You will meet fun people.

We also need to make them more fun. Bring grills like the French. Bring instruments like it’s Mardi Gras. Give people a reason to spend their weekend in the streets.
April 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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ceej.online
(slurping cybergruel from a garbage can lid) you kids won't believe this, but back in the Before Times people would eat vegetables, every day, that flew here on a plane. a plane was a kind of bird bus
April 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
benderisgreat67.bsky.social
April 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
benderisgreat67.bsky.social
Existential crisis brought on by wearing a shirt.
#dogsofbluesky
April 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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theonion.com
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
theonion.com
April 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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theonion.com
Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons
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Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons
April 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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kylekulinskishow.bsky.social
April 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
benderisgreat67.bsky.social
Choose 50 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day(ish), in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books 📖
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
#50BookChallenge
10/50
March 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
benderisgreat67.bsky.social
Choose 50 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day(ish), in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books 📖
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
#50BookChallenge
9/50
March 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
benderisgreat67.bsky.social
March 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
benderisgreat67.bsky.social
Choose 50 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day(ish), in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books 📖
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
#50BookChallenge
8/50
March 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
benderisgreat67.bsky.social
Local plant store. The name makes me happy.
#plantshop #kitsapwa
March 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
benderisgreat67.bsky.social
Me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
benderisgreat67.bsky.social
Choose 50 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day(ish), in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books 📖
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
#50BookChallenge
7/50
March 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Yes. Let's fucking go.

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
March 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
benderisgreat67.bsky.social
Choose 50 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day(ish), in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books 📖
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
#50BookChallenge
6/50 i think
March 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM