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THE JAGUARS ARE LEGENDARY
December 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
THE JAGUARS ARE LEGENDARY
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
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He’s our #1 receiver so much they put it on his uni twice
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
He’s our #1 receiver so much they put it on his uni twice
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Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
An extremely Jaguars finish to that one
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November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
An extremely Jaguars finish to that one
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My Liberty Bell pumpkin from this Halloween
November 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My Liberty Bell pumpkin from this Halloween
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Suddenly, I noticed a faint smell of tuna. I looked over at my office partner, Dr. Hunt. She was grinning by the machine she'd built.
"It works!"
"Nice," I said. "What is it?"
"What you smell is the ghost of tuna!"
I felt something brush against my leg. The office filled with ghostly purring.
"It works!"
"Nice," I said. "What is it?"
"What you smell is the ghost of tuna!"
I felt something brush against my leg. The office filled with ghostly purring.
October 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Suddenly, I noticed a faint smell of tuna. I looked over at my office partner, Dr. Hunt. She was grinning by the machine she'd built.
"It works!"
"Nice," I said. "What is it?"
"What you smell is the ghost of tuna!"
I felt something brush against my leg. The office filled with ghostly purring.
"It works!"
"Nice," I said. "What is it?"
"What you smell is the ghost of tuna!"
I felt something brush against my leg. The office filled with ghostly purring.
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here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨
September 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨
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If the Jaguars receivers could catch the Jags are 3-0 and none of the games are particularly close.
September 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If the Jaguars receivers could catch the Jags are 3-0 and none of the games are particularly close.
Duchess, Nightreign
September 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Duchess, Nightreign
JWST in its own shade
August 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
JWST in its own shade
I'm disappointed there's no new tableturf cards to go with the new kits. It would have been interesting to see card art for the new designs.
The second kit cards were mostly mirrors of the first kits. Without that easy option skipping them makes sense but it's still disappointing
The second kit cards were mostly mirrors of the first kits. Without that easy option skipping them makes sense but it's still disappointing
June 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I'm disappointed there's no new tableturf cards to go with the new kits. It would have been interesting to see card art for the new designs.
The second kit cards were mostly mirrors of the first kits. Without that easy option skipping them makes sense but it's still disappointing
The second kit cards were mostly mirrors of the first kits. Without that easy option skipping them makes sense but it's still disappointing
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Schumer Saves Cloture Denial in Case He Needs It for Final Boss
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Schumer Saves Cloture Denial in Case He Needs It for Final Boss
WASHINGTON — Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer chose not to use a key legislative tool to oppose a Republican funding bill out of fear that…
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March 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Schumer Saves Cloture Denial in Case He Needs It for Final Boss
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Battleship Blastoise
March 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Battleship Blastoise
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At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895
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"What happens to books that nobody reads?" the king asked.
"We send them to the archive for safekeeping," the librarian said. "There are many more books in the archive now than we have on the shelves."
"That must cost a fortune!"
"Not at all. Centuries ago, we found a dragon who hoards books."
"We send them to the archive for safekeeping," the librarian said. "There are many more books in the archive now than we have on the shelves."
"That must cost a fortune!"
"Not at all. Centuries ago, we found a dragon who hoards books."
February 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"What happens to books that nobody reads?" the king asked.
"We send them to the archive for safekeeping," the librarian said. "There are many more books in the archive now than we have on the shelves."
"That must cost a fortune!"
"Not at all. Centuries ago, we found a dragon who hoards books."
"We send them to the archive for safekeeping," the librarian said. "There are many more books in the archive now than we have on the shelves."
"That must cost a fortune!"
"Not at all. Centuries ago, we found a dragon who hoards books."
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Wake up babe, new JWST image just dropped 💯
🔭 🧪
🔭 🧪
February 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Wake up babe, new JWST image just dropped 💯
🔭 🧪
🔭 🧪
Marvel Rivals Groot
February 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Marvel Rivals Groot
Moonrise over Jacksonville
January 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Moonrise over Jacksonville
I love that Mars’s skies are the inverse of Earth’s. Rusty red-orange during the day with blue sunsets
January 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I love that Mars’s skies are the inverse of Earth’s. Rusty red-orange during the day with blue sunsets
I know it’s a ways off, but I’m wondering if the Zelda movie will be the story of Link becoming the hero like Ocarina of Time and many of the older games, or if he’ll start having already proven himself like Breath of the Wild
December 16, 2024 at 7:47 PM
I know it’s a ways off, but I’m wondering if the Zelda movie will be the story of Link becoming the hero like Ocarina of Time and many of the older games, or if he’ll start having already proven himself like Breath of the Wild
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The candles at the points of the pentagram flickered. A demon appeared.
"Do you do Black Friday deals?" the conjuror said.
"What?"
"Like, unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures, for less than my soul?"
"Actually, it was five souls, but today it's only one."
"Oh? That's cheap!"
#MicroFiction
"Do you do Black Friday deals?" the conjuror said.
"What?"
"Like, unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures, for less than my soul?"
"Actually, it was five souls, but today it's only one."
"Oh? That's cheap!"
#MicroFiction
November 29, 2024 at 3:25 PM
The candles at the points of the pentagram flickered. A demon appeared.
"Do you do Black Friday deals?" the conjuror said.
"What?"
"Like, unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures, for less than my soul?"
"Actually, it was five souls, but today it's only one."
"Oh? That's cheap!"
#MicroFiction
"Do you do Black Friday deals?" the conjuror said.
"What?"
"Like, unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures, for less than my soul?"
"Actually, it was five souls, but today it's only one."
"Oh? That's cheap!"
#MicroFiction
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"All I can give you," my godmother whispered, "is a secret name."
I don't remember that, being a newborn at the time. I didn't learn about it until I was seven, when some older kids were bullying me.
Suddenly, a dragon landed behind me.
"This," it said, "is my Hoard."
That's me.
#MicroFiction
I don't remember that, being a newborn at the time. I didn't learn about it until I was seven, when some older kids were bullying me.
Suddenly, a dragon landed behind me.
"This," it said, "is my Hoard."
That's me.
#MicroFiction
November 5, 2024 at 11:58 AM
"All I can give you," my godmother whispered, "is a secret name."
I don't remember that, being a newborn at the time. I didn't learn about it until I was seven, when some older kids were bullying me.
Suddenly, a dragon landed behind me.
"This," it said, "is my Hoard."
That's me.
#MicroFiction
I don't remember that, being a newborn at the time. I didn't learn about it until I was seven, when some older kids were bullying me.
Suddenly, a dragon landed behind me.
"This," it said, "is my Hoard."
That's me.
#MicroFiction