a Partnership for NYC Democrat, if you will

"we want to be essential to our audience's daily lives, integrated into their rituals, a core part of their passions, and no we won't be covering sports" – business geniuses

"the multi-billion dollar enterprise was founded by a reclusive Italian plastic surgeon" ok I can see why things are always weird

my longstanding take on Tether is that it could be an amazing, very low risk business *but* because it's crypto they have an insatiable urge to constantly do all kinds of insane stuff

Mikel Arteta is going to start recruiting from the Northwest arm wrestling league and the Southeast Slap Fighting circuit

just start calling them offensive and defensive lineman

apparently the organizers are naming every venue in the LA area as part of a specific Olympics "zone" pegged to the neighborhood and just tacked that on to venues that are in other cities

I gotta figure out what the deal is with each city being called a "zone"

*homebuilders, arg

the policy apparatus of the current administration is probably best understood as a constellation of freelance product managers semi-publicly musing about launching a new Trump branded item and trying to convince the boss it's a good idea

and effectively this is just some homeowners scribbling on a napkin and the White House isn't interested bsky.app/profile/pear...

lmao you can tell they both wanted to get the same glasses but one of them decided to get different ones so people can tell them apart