Chaos Goblin - 9.18
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Mother of (Bearded) Dragons
“Make it make sense before I get mad.” - A Virgo
Video games
Knitting
Crochet
Mother of (Bearded) Dragons
“Make it make sense before I get mad.” - A Virgo
I hate the fact that I don’t even consider myself to be Christian but I have to maintain belief long enough to be able to call people demons because a lot of people act like being evil to maintain power is the only purpose in life.
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I hate the fact that I don’t even consider myself to be Christian but I have to maintain belief long enough to be able to call people demons because a lot of people act like being evil to maintain power is the only purpose in life.
Why tf did I wake up at 6am on the third day of the year to find out the US is now conducting military operations in Venezuela? FFS, I will never forgive the people who voted for this administration.
January 3, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Why tf did I wake up at 6am on the third day of the year to find out the US is now conducting military operations in Venezuela? FFS, I will never forgive the people who voted for this administration.
My sweet bearded dragon passed away about an hour ago. After losing my dog last year, I knew I didn’t have the heart for losing my pets. They could’ve died the day before me and I’d still feel utterly cheated on time. I’m going to miss him so much.
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My sweet bearded dragon passed away about an hour ago. After losing my dog last year, I knew I didn’t have the heart for losing my pets. They could’ve died the day before me and I’d still feel utterly cheated on time. I’m going to miss him so much.
Tired of the price increases. We’re about to go back to using our imaginations for free.
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Tired of the price increases. We’re about to go back to using our imaginations for free.
I quit my job today. Long overdue.
Now they’re down to 3 project managers and 2 of them are in upper management. The same 2 that lied about me in my annual review and tripled down when I called them out on it.
Went in early af, left my equipment, sent the LOR.
Now they’re down to 3 project managers and 2 of them are in upper management. The same 2 that lied about me in my annual review and tripled down when I called them out on it.
Went in early af, left my equipment, sent the LOR.
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I quit my job today. Long overdue.
Now they’re down to 3 project managers and 2 of them are in upper management. The same 2 that lied about me in my annual review and tripled down when I called them out on it.
Went in early af, left my equipment, sent the LOR.
Now they’re down to 3 project managers and 2 of them are in upper management. The same 2 that lied about me in my annual review and tripled down when I called them out on it.
Went in early af, left my equipment, sent the LOR.
At this point, what male YouTuber isn’t a creepy weirdo? Cuz what tf is even going on
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
At this point, what male YouTuber isn’t a creepy weirdo? Cuz what tf is even going on
Ok ok I’ll start Where Winds Meet. Damn. 😂 can’t even play Dispatch for two whole weeks
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Ok ok I’ll start Where Winds Meet. Damn. 😂 can’t even play Dispatch for two whole weeks
I cannot wait to quit this job. These people’s personal and professional lives are so enmeshed that I am the weirdo because I have the nerve to have boundaries and the borderline racist shit is crazy.
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I cannot wait to quit this job. These people’s personal and professional lives are so enmeshed that I am the weirdo because I have the nerve to have boundaries and the borderline racist shit is crazy.
✨Bitch, stay off that blow!✨
October 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
✨Bitch, stay off that blow!✨
Lemme just throw these here right quick 😂
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Lemme just throw these here right quick 😂
Pro Life until it’s time to be Pro Life, then it’s go fuck yourself.
Republicans in action.
Governor Lee (R, Gilead) has $2 Billion saved up for a rainy day in Tennessee, and he absolutely will *not* spend even a nickel of it to feed kids who are losing their SNAP benefits.
Governor Lee (R, Gilead) has $2 Billion saved up for a rainy day in Tennessee, and he absolutely will *not* spend even a nickel of it to feed kids who are losing their SNAP benefits.
Gov. Lee will not use state reserves for SNAP food aid if shutdown holds, GOP officials open
Gov. Bill Lee says he "shares frustration" of poor families that won't see federal SNAP benefits but won't use state funds to keep food on their tables.
www.tennessean.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Pro Life until it’s time to be Pro Life, then it’s go fuck yourself.
What time is the rapture so some of these people can go? It’s about to be tomorrow in some parts of the world.
September 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
What time is the rapture so some of these people can go? It’s about to be tomorrow in some parts of the world.
Not my slow ass just now realizing the “Make America Great Again” is most likely about taking us back to the Jim Crow era, not slavery.
September 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Not my slow ass just now realizing the “Make America Great Again” is most likely about taking us back to the Jim Crow era, not slavery.
Went to a wine festival yesterday and got called bougie by White folks for having VIP tickets to access wine vendors they couldn’t get to.
I’m not going to not enjoy all I can because yall feel a way, Perfect Stranger. 😂
I’m not going to not enjoy all I can because yall feel a way, Perfect Stranger. 😂
September 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Went to a wine festival yesterday and got called bougie by White folks for having VIP tickets to access wine vendors they couldn’t get to.
I’m not going to not enjoy all I can because yall feel a way, Perfect Stranger. 😂
I’m not going to not enjoy all I can because yall feel a way, Perfect Stranger. 😂
Is the orange iPhone 17 Pro like… homage to DJT? Cuz who tf asked for an orange iPhone? And why that specific shade??
September 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Is the orange iPhone 17 Pro like… homage to DJT? Cuz who tf asked for an orange iPhone? And why that specific shade??
I am genuinely tired of watching this company dig its heels into being a profound POS and still having to take my Black ass to work with YT people that I know voted for this and still having to be “on” enough to stay gainfully employed like this shit doesn’t bother me. I’m so exhausted omg
September 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I am genuinely tired of watching this company dig its heels into being a profound POS and still having to take my Black ass to work with YT people that I know voted for this and still having to be “on” enough to stay gainfully employed like this shit doesn’t bother me. I’m so exhausted omg
I’m not understanding why Jon B. would be the headliner for the Kunte Kinte Festival.
Also, Kunte Kinte wasn’t a real person, so I’m confused… but go off, I guess?
Also, Kunte Kinte wasn’t a real person, so I’m confused… but go off, I guess?
August 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m not understanding why Jon B. would be the headliner for the Kunte Kinte Festival.
Also, Kunte Kinte wasn’t a real person, so I’m confused… but go off, I guess?
Also, Kunte Kinte wasn’t a real person, so I’m confused… but go off, I guess?
I keep seeing PocketFM ads on YouTube and it’s been the same story about Quinn drinking STD-riddled blood and being bullied at school while being a powerful vampire. Is that the only story on that app or what?
Also wtf?
Also wtf?
August 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I keep seeing PocketFM ads on YouTube and it’s been the same story about Quinn drinking STD-riddled blood and being bullied at school while being a powerful vampire. Is that the only story on that app or what?
Also wtf?
Also wtf?
Not Peloton reminding me I scheduled a 45 minute strength training session that I had the nerve to forget about.
August 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Not Peloton reminding me I scheduled a 45 minute strength training session that I had the nerve to forget about.
Reposted by Chaos Goblin - 9.18
We have always been elite. I love being a Black woman.
August 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
We have always been elite. I love being a Black woman.
Outside of Chicago, my hometown, I love Baltimore so much. You could be having a nice peaceful moment downtown minding your business. Everyone is kind and speaking. Then you’ll see a Wall Street type man in a literal Pac-Man stage suit on the phone conducting business loud af on Light Street.
August 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Outside of Chicago, my hometown, I love Baltimore so much. You could be having a nice peaceful moment downtown minding your business. Everyone is kind and speaking. Then you’ll see a Wall Street type man in a literal Pac-Man stage suit on the phone conducting business loud af on Light Street.
JFC Kaytranada dropped another album 🥰
August 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
JFC Kaytranada dropped another album 🥰
Being told by my conservative family members that my sleeve suits me and is beautiful is not something I had on my Personal Life 2025 Bingo card. I’ll take it but I’m sure my father will freak out and try to punish everyone for it 😂
August 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Being told by my conservative family members that my sleeve suits me and is beautiful is not something I had on my Personal Life 2025 Bingo card. I’ll take it but I’m sure my father will freak out and try to punish everyone for it 😂
Mix it with some Nesquik?! 🤌🏽
August 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Mix it with some Nesquik?! 🤌🏽