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I thought Chelsea had confirmed themselves to be officially In The Title Race when they beat us 1-1. Now they're 15 points off, down in the mud with Utd and even behind disastrous Liverpool.
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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This is made so much sweeter by how annoying Villa have become in recent years.
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Regression to the mean is a bitch, eh Unai?
December 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Ah! The fun of football in 2025: someone scores a beauty and you get to celebrate it...

...after five minutes and two really detailed offside checks.

#ARSAVL
December 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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#OwnGoalFC #ARSBRI
December 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Arthur Christmas is the best Christmas film.

Sorry, I don't make the rules.
December 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
benkaywriter.bsky.social
One of the biggest frustrations of living in the US. They apparently have no idea about this and must think that Hugh Grant, Jason Statham and Billy Connolly all have the same accent.
anonopin.bsky.social Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10d
Dear Americans. There's no such thing as a "British accent". If you read a book you'd learn that Britain is made up of 4 countries where even most individual cities/counties have a unique accent.
December 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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anonopin.bsky.social
If you write "no Virgos" in your dating profile, you're not only signalling you don't want responses from people born between August 22 and September 22, but also from anyone with a brain. Just a head's up for Millie, 27, from Barnsley.
December 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Avatar 3 is shit, but entertaining shit. Also, I got a clip of Christopher Nolan's Odysseus during the trailers that was so good the audience applauded.
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Anon Opin Live is nearly here. Come to the Leicester shows (12–13 Feb 2026). Bring your opinions - and your nerve. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
I'm all for cycling as a form of commuting but in Europe people use normal bikes, dress in normal clothes, and obey the rules of the road. Only in Britain does Adam from Accounts dress in head to toe lycra and treat the Chiswick road as a fucking Tour de France special stage. anon_opin GOLD from 3rd June 2023
December 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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knutcrosswords.bsky.social
Tottenham v Liverpool match report (tl;dr version)
Goal.
Frank incensed.
Mirth.
December 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Another game to never speak of again.
December 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Someone photoshop Hitler, nattily dressed, into this pic, please!
December 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Kylie and Pink Floyd have the UK Christmas number one single and album. I don't know how I feel about that.
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! #ARSWOL
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
benkaywriter.bsky.social
Does Saka get an assist for that?
December 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
Time person of the year cover for 2025
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Black trainers with white soles screams ‘tech bro asshole’. I don’t make the rules.
December 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Best 'Santa Claus Is Coming To Town' is by the Jackson 5, then Springsteen, then Sinatra.
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Oscar runners/riders so far:

Hamnet: Shit
Jay Kelly: Even worse
Frankenstein: Fine
House of Dynamite: Decent
Sentimental Value: Underwhelming
One Battle After Another: PTA's 5th best film
Sinners: Great for the genre.
Wicked 2: No way am I seeing that
Train Dreams: Blah
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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brutumfulmen.bsky.social
Get a load of this. 😆
A post from ViperThreat: Worked as an on-call computer tech for about a year, and I've seen some weird shit. Plenty of Hoarders, elderly men with interesting sexual fantasies, Multimillonaire Lawyers with closets full of gay porn, etc. The weirdest one was this cool old dude who had retired and lived in a double-wide trailer in a fairly nice retirement trailer park. His house had one of those trains that traveled along the walls from room to room, occasionally poking through walls and such. The primary purpose of this train was to carry his bird (a blue macaw IIRC) around the house. From his explanation, the bird had some birth defects and had difficulty flying, so they built the train for the bird to cruise around the house on. This may not sound all that weird to you, but let me set the stage for you: You're a college student removing a stupid browser hijack from some old guy's computer. You're nearly done with the job when you hear a clacking sound and look up to see a toy train crossing your vision. Aboard the train is a decently sized bird that makes eye contact with you and says "choo choo motherfucker" before disappearing into the next room. One of the most surreal moments of my life.
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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tim-stillman.bsky.social
Don’t think we’re gonna get another interview out of Reece James tomorrow, lads
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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philcosta.bsky.social
Goodnight. #CFC
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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tim-stillman.bsky.social
Chelsea still hungover from celebrating their draw on Sunday
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM