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bennyfrank
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professional goofball, amateur computer nerd
he/they gameboy color owner
gravelord servant 4eva, Nito is my king💀👑
it is no longer possible to simply shut up - one must "go nonverbal" instead
January 11, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Reposted by bennyfrank
I wonder if naturally bald ppl ever resent cancer survivors for getting their hair back
January 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
damn girl ok
January 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
just saw the new anaconda and it's so much fun. dumb and cheesy in the best way and genuinely sweet. highly recommend
January 5, 2026 at 4:54 AM
perfect bagel
December 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
very glad to see the Muppet Christmas Carol getting the love it deserves but we must not forget it's sister, the Muppet Christmas movie, wherein Kermit is heavily implied to be a Christ like figure whose very existence protects the world from the greater evil of capitalism
December 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
yoooooo!
December 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
help help I'm being harassed by the much larger account that I tried to dunk on! tiny white crusty yappy dog behavior tbh
December 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
best thing about this site is watching all the ai dipshits get absolutely blendered in their own replies
December 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
can't rotate an apple in my mind but I can rotate a hotdog. that's cuz I've got a gas station roller grill in my mind
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
*Duolingo ad
I'm learning Spanish so I can defect to Venezuela 🫡
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
forgot to pick up another copy of ashnod's altar when I did my singles order so I said fuck it and painted my own
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
[reply to my own obvious ragebait post]
wow people are really shitting and pissing themselves in my mentions! but can we pls stop with the death threats guys?
(the death threats in question is one guy with a bugs bunny pfp saying "I hope an anvil falls on your head")
December 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I was unemployed for a bit and all my money went to bills but I finally got my big overtime check and I ordered some new magic cards. gonna stop at mox boarding house to pick em up on the way home from work and start my weekend by finally rebuilding 2 of my favorite commander decks! I'm so excited!!
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Brog
29 M
4' 3"
hobbies:
smoking gas station weed pen and slamming head into doorframe repeatedly
executive frolicking
pooping hard-style
fun socks
he uses a step stool for the doorframe thing
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
andrew shulz is pushing the boundaries of science showing that it is in fact possible to have less than 0 charisma. very brave
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
miss Piggy and Rolf killed it
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Jesus fucking Christ that street fighter movie shit was the cringyest thing I've ever seen
December 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I genuinely miss the panera lemonade that kills you. it was delicious
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I may have disagreed with Charlie Kirk in politics, but damn dude can flip a beat 😳
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December 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I love playing grist as commander the self-mill bug slot machine ability is one of my favorite abilities in the game, but I usually run into an issue where I've made enough tokens to create a threat but without the power to follow through. anybody got any tips? #mtg
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
fuck spotify but wrapped is still fun so here's albums I've really liked this year
new(ish)
REVENGESEEKERZ - Jane Remover
I love my computer - Ninajirachi
I lay down my life for you - jpegmafia
less new
Hawaii pt. 2 - Miracle musical
Tidal memory exo - iglooghost
10000gecs - 100gecs
forever - hkmori
December 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
look at this perfect man
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM