Ben Himself
@benself.bsky.social
He/Him
I'm a Stay-at-home-dad who does just about everything on the side.
I do voice acting and logo design:
fiverr.com/writual
I make handmade stuff:
(Link coming soon 🤧)
I make video games.... kinda:
switzerville.itch.io
I'm a Stay-at-home-dad who does just about everything on the side.
I do voice acting and logo design:
fiverr.com/writual
I make handmade stuff:
(Link coming soon 🤧)
I make video games.... kinda:
switzerville.itch.io
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Ben Himself
@benself.bsky.social
· Jan 16
Me: Man, how is the guy with the glasses top tier, his dodge is kinda slow
Friend: Yeah but it has a lot of eye-frames
Friend: Yeah but it has a lot of eye-frames
This took I think 14 hours, but when your baby is sleeping right on top of you you often find you have time for things
January 9, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This took I think 14 hours, but when your baby is sleeping right on top of you you often find you have time for things
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taping a battery to your fork during a dinner date and pretending to eat twice as fast
January 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
taping a battery to your fork during a dinner date and pretending to eat twice as fast
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Hitman: How you want this done?
Bob Ross: Like a happy accident
Bob Ross: Like a happy accident
January 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Hitman: How you want this done?
Bob Ross: Like a happy accident
Bob Ross: Like a happy accident
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where’s waldo is so easy if you grew up in the same neighborhood as him and recognize his mannerisms
January 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
where’s waldo is so easy if you grew up in the same neighborhood as him and recognize his mannerisms
Me: Man, how is the guy with the glasses top tier, his dodge is kinda slow
Friend: Yeah but it has a lot of eye-frames
Friend: Yeah but it has a lot of eye-frames
January 16, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Me: Man, how is the guy with the glasses top tier, his dodge is kinda slow
Friend: Yeah but it has a lot of eye-frames
Friend: Yeah but it has a lot of eye-frames
Taking up smoking because my habit of constantly chewing gum was causing me to bite my tongue all the time
January 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Taking up smoking because my habit of constantly chewing gum was causing me to bite my tongue all the time
Oh nbd but these are my Balatro stats
January 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Oh nbd but these are my Balatro stats
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okay apple watch… go into tourniquet mode
January 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
okay apple watch… go into tourniquet mode
Imagine if balatro came to Gotham 😳
January 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Imagine if balatro came to Gotham 😳
Well, girls will be girls and boys will be back in town
January 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Well, girls will be girls and boys will be back in town
Dog mechanic helping me out on the side of the road: Sure thing bud I'll have you up and running in no time. Lemme go grab my humper cables
January 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Dog mechanic helping me out on the side of the road: Sure thing bud I'll have you up and running in no time. Lemme go grab my humper cables
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people say swifties and k-pop kids are obsessive but I once posted "Grimace isn't real" on r/McDonalds and I had to change my name and move to a different state
January 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
people say swifties and k-pop kids are obsessive but I once posted "Grimace isn't real" on r/McDonalds and I had to change my name and move to a different state
I'm rubber, you're glue, we are both in abject terror and agony what in gods name can we do
January 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'm rubber, you're glue, we are both in abject terror and agony what in gods name can we do
"Why is elmer fudd sad when he thinks bugs bunny is dead he was just trying to shoot him"
Oh, what, you've never been so consumed by obsession that you believed it was worth selling your soul, only to be overcome in the end by the realization not just of what you've done but what you've become
Oh, what, you've never been so consumed by obsession that you believed it was worth selling your soul, only to be overcome in the end by the realization not just of what you've done but what you've become
January 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"Why is elmer fudd sad when he thinks bugs bunny is dead he was just trying to shoot him"
Oh, what, you've never been so consumed by obsession that you believed it was worth selling your soul, only to be overcome in the end by the realization not just of what you've done but what you've become
Oh, what, you've never been so consumed by obsession that you believed it was worth selling your soul, only to be overcome in the end by the realization not just of what you've done but what you've become
I'd just like to go on the record here, and say I like porn bots. In fact, I hope they cover this website from top to bottom. Keep 'em comin baby!
-Bender Bending Rodriguez
-Bender Bending Rodriguez
January 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I'd just like to go on the record here, and say I like porn bots. In fact, I hope they cover this website from top to bottom. Keep 'em comin baby!
-Bender Bending Rodriguez
-Bender Bending Rodriguez
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What is the charge? Writing a post? An innocent online post?
January 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
What is the charge? Writing a post? An innocent online post?
I'm so over all this "Sexiest Man Alive" stuff. Sexiest dead man?? Dig 'em up let's see if their corpse has still got it
January 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'm so over all this "Sexiest Man Alive" stuff. Sexiest dead man?? Dig 'em up let's see if their corpse has still got it
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I have a plug that goes beyond levels of what I previously thought possible
January 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I have a plug that goes beyond levels of what I previously thought possible
can't believe it's almost 2026
January 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
can't believe it's almost 2026
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Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
*Youth Pastor Voice* You know Stanley, that great big book is pretty cool, but you know what book -really- has everything you need?
January 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
*Youth Pastor Voice* You know Stanley, that great big book is pretty cool, but you know what book -really- has everything you need?