benteh
@benteh.no
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master of yelling at computers. grumpy. UX / web-dev. a11y. bookbinder. nature, doodler. artist. also maps. ex-ceramicist. occasional CSS / HTML / FE geekery. sometimes funny often furious. 🇳🇴 a fun thing to do in the morning is not to talk to me
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benteh @benteh.no · Mar 31
🦋 fabulous things i know about nature. 1/? 🦋

way back, there was someone who didn't know what tadpoles were, and i wrote a thread over at tweetytweet.

this thread is coming with me, this time in english.

🦫 🍏 🦦 🌸 🐝 🦋
benteh.no
if you want to know "where you're from" here's the problem. we don't really have ancient dna from all over the world, only have modern. it comes back as "10% black sea 80% irish"= you have dna in common with people who live there NOW. no guarantees that's where your ancestors lived 🤷🏽‍♀️ also. africa.
benteh.no
someone sent human dna to dog dna analysis, and the results came back as 23% german shepherd, 45% himalayan blue, 12% pomeranian, 20% croatian bear dog" or some such.

they also ask you for a picture 🙄
benteh.no
🧬🧬🧬🧬again: dna testing your dog is POINTLESS and a scam. they are all the same species; breeds are not a biological classification nor distinct enough genetically.

dna testing yourself for "where you come from" is POINTLESS and stupid and potentially dangerous. spoiler: we're all from africa
benteh.no
this is exactly what is happening
toddeubanks.bsky.social
Boy I hope they’re not going after Antifa like they did trying to find weapons of mass destruction.
benteh.no
we all know he's not going to get it, but can we make sure there is a camera on him friday please 😈😈
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wardqnormal.bsky.social
I have taken
the freedom of speech
that was in
the Constitution

and which
you were probably
using
for peaceful protest

Forgive me
the courts said they were
so agitating
and so irritating
atrupar.com
Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
benteh.no
neida, de stryker ikke, for karakterene settes også av ai. maskiner snakker med maskiner.
benteh.no
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classic conspiracy theorist at the pearly gate: blessed god, tell me who shot Kennedy? god: Oswald. CT: oh wow the conspiracy goes deeper than i thought!
benteh.no
> with kirk some months ago where they tried to pay him & convince him to support israel; and he said no. so now maga is split. the israel split is BIG, partic in the evangelical section, but the hilariousness is this: when you live by the conspiracy theories, you die by the conspiracy theories.
benteh.no
😀 conspiracy hilarity: part of maga now thinks mossad killed kirk and that trump is doing a massive coverup, because kirk was starting to criticizing israel, and trump is in bibi's pocket (true dat). his wife goes way back with trump (true) and israel and apparently, there was an intervention >
benteh.no
tenk å være den blyantdytteren som insisterer på det her.
volvo240.bsky.social
Forslag. Legg ned Norge og start på ny. Norge er defekt.
benteh.no
it'll be delightful
wired.com
The recipient of this year’s Nobel Peace Prize will be announced by the Norwegian Nobel Committee on Friday October 10. US president Donald Trump has repeatedly touted his suitability to become a Nobel laureate, including claiming that he has “stopped seven wars.”
benteh.no
wow that is literally dad's army
wesleymorgan.bsky.social
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
benteh.no
norge på kartet!! 😍
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
absolutely stephen (steven??) miller is the type of guy who, if poked with the right stick, would begin leaking a viscous black goo
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direkris.itch.io
Greta Thunberg annoys the right because she's a reminder that it's possible to stay true to your moral principles even when it's inconvenient, and they fucking hate that
benteh.no
i am positively crying with laughter 😂