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Go on wizard, conjure your demons. Bring forth your beasts and creatures and werewolves. Summon your familiars. I have a gun.
January 15, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Green eggs and SLAM
And welcome toast with JAM
January 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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Well 2026 got to being 2026 in a big damn hurry didn't it
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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strangely inspirational
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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happy new year (every year brings the event closer)
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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Happy New Year 2026! Ukraine will be providing the fireworks in Russia tonight.
December 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“Trying to formulate a sex joke about Titanic getting filled up, split in half, then going down. The pieces are all there, but I’m tired.”

#quotesfromthegroupchat
December 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Computer, kink shame me
December 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Computer, animate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Put it in the hand of the president. Jelly drips onto his hand.
December 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Computer, you stole my wife you son of a bitch
December 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Computer, show me pictures of better computers
December 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Computer, show me pictures of small horses
December 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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this is why I can never log off
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Excited to report that I’ve found an all-natural alternative to Ozempic that helped me lose 5 lbs in just one week without a single injection or pill. It’s called norovirus
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Spooky Fact #11

It's still 320 days until Halloween
December 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I am not "playing a video game" when I'm in the character customization.
I am Victor Frankenstein in his laboratory, giggling and kicking my evil feet
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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The first known use of ‘conspiracy theory’ was in 1863…or so they want you to believe.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted

Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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a serious sit-down with @fastcompany.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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It may have snowed last night. The signed are subtle, but are there if you look closely.
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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o no I accidentally cursed your dog to explode unless a stranger pets him and tells him he's a good boy. You're lucky I - a stranger - was here to lift the curse. How old is he? Aww. Yeh, classic curse stuff, what're ya gonna do? Ooo is that your belly? Yes it is yes it is! I think that should do it
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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important to give prompts the space to decide for themselves what they want to be
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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"you snore in your sleep"
God forbid a man have hobbies Linda.
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM