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@berryh.bsky.social
Science and technology journalist. Unreformed goth. Dinosaur nerd. Enjoys noisy nonsense music. #MDANT
I don't often call my adorable kitty a furry dickhead, but when I do it's usually when I'm making the bed
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I'm imagining it delivered like this
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I don't mean to boast, but both halves of the pitta I toasted and filled with grilled halloumi, rocket and hummus opened up into perfect pockets and remained intact
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
What's the longest you've ever procrastinated over something that took moments to solve? I've had this beautiful pendant for 20+ years but it's always been on an unwearably short chain. I measured, researched and ordered a replacement in 15 minutes yesterday. It arrived this morning 🤦‍♀️
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Remember the kiosk at Oakwood station I posted the other day? Here's the one behind it. I'm going to rent it out and sell comics and ha'penny chews.
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Them there My Bloody Valentine. A bit loud. A bit good.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hux says hello from Maximum Cosy
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
That's some egregious shrinkflation
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"Ah yes, you've got yourself some glass sperm." ##AntiquesRoadshow
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
CW: Indecisive cat bum
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What's better than buying yourself @jambookshopuk.bsky.social's spectacular new comic compendium Vintage? Having pledged for it and a print a while back and forgetting, like a present from past you, that's what! Go treat yourself, it'll be like finding The Beano annual in your Christmas stocking.
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Accidental art at Oakwood station last night
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
That's my Christmas party outfit sorted
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The more realistic one:
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Three grand?! I found a much more realistic one by the bins for free
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Depravity
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Half the jobs I get sent that "match my profile" are training AI to do more journalists out of a job. The rest I'm somehow both over- and underqualified for (too senior and haven't worked in this EXACT niche before)
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"The loo? Second door on the left. You can't miss it."
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I have this book, written by a US Vogue editor in 1936, on my phone for when I don't have a book with me, and the advice is still more relevant than not
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Your reminder that "rocher" means rock or boulder. So the ambassador is, in fact, offering a cairn
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My hairdresser: Your hair has a lot of movement. You should let it dry naturally

My hair when I let it dry naturally:
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Also took this picture of a fancy pigeon, but it was too quick for me
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Art
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM