Berserker Piglet
@berserkerpiglet.bsky.social
Pinball-loving porcine programmer papa with a penchant for plucky playful problem-solving
I’m a lead developer on a thing many people here use. I hope you enjoy it, whatever it is.
I’m a lead developer on a thing many people here use. I hope you enjoy it, whatever it is.
I know I started out dunking on Welcome to Derry but if anything happens to this kid so help me…
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I know I started out dunking on Welcome to Derry but if anything happens to this kid so help me…
Oh, THERE you are, ability-to-still-feel-shocked at-horrible-things!
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Oh, THERE you are, ability-to-still-feel-shocked at-horrible-things!
They make a jalapeño one too but I haven’t tried it yet. It’s ok to eat because they’re “healthier”… …
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
They make a jalapeño one too but I haven’t tried it yet. It’s ok to eat because they’re “healthier”… …
Frank, you know that jingle we commissioned to play during the commercials we had timed during children’s programming to target stay at home parents looking for a fast and easy way to make Pho at home?
Yeah?
Do you think the FCC watches?
Yeah?
Do you think the FCC watches?
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Frank, you know that jingle we commissioned to play during the commercials we had timed during children’s programming to target stay at home parents looking for a fast and easy way to make Pho at home?
Yeah?
Do you think the FCC watches?
Yeah?
Do you think the FCC watches?
Berserker Piglets postulate: the cuteness of a dog is directly in proportion to its ability to do a side-eye
(Image unrelated, Lucky wouldn’t let me take a picture of him side eyeing)
(Image unrelated, Lucky wouldn’t let me take a picture of him side eyeing)
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Berserker Piglets postulate: the cuteness of a dog is directly in proportion to its ability to do a side-eye
(Image unrelated, Lucky wouldn’t let me take a picture of him side eyeing)
(Image unrelated, Lucky wouldn’t let me take a picture of him side eyeing)
<dead serious> all of them
No springs!
No springs!
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
<dead serious> all of them
No springs!
No springs!
Discovered I can do a passable Stitch
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Discovered I can do a passable Stitch
Work with me here, the folks behind the twisted metal show…
On a more faithful tv adaption of Maniac Mansion
On a more faithful tv adaption of Maniac Mansion
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Work with me here, the folks behind the twisted metal show…
On a more faithful tv adaption of Maniac Mansion
On a more faithful tv adaption of Maniac Mansion
Starting a war on two fronts seems to have been disastrous throughout history… but no one has ever started wars on… how many total countries are there on the planet again?
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Starting a war on two fronts seems to have been disastrous throughout history… but no one has ever started wars on… how many total countries are there on the planet again?
Oh crap, what have I done? Oh no…
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Oh crap, what have I done? Oh no…
Just got a very nice compliment (or at least I think it was) that I look like Seth MacFarlane. My kids disagree and say more MatPat. Either way, until I am less concerned that I may accidentally say something stupid here that’ll get me fired, you can imagine I look something vaguely like this
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Just got a very nice compliment (or at least I think it was) that I look like Seth MacFarlane. My kids disagree and say more MatPat. Either way, until I am less concerned that I may accidentally say something stupid here that’ll get me fired, you can imagine I look something vaguely like this
Ooh… stick with me on this… It as a kabuki actor instead of a clown and you get all the weirdest Japanese nightmares Junji Ito can muster
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Ooh… stick with me on this… It as a kabuki actor instead of a clown and you get all the weirdest Japanese nightmares Junji Ito can muster
First attempts at shaving a pumpkin. Left is my daughter’s “cute cat” that she made. Right is my first stab at learning how to use the tools to make a traffic cone, middle is the freehand Shrek based on eyeing a pattern. I think from what I learned on both next year is gonna be real fun!
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
First attempts at shaving a pumpkin. Left is my daughter’s “cute cat” that she made. Right is my first stab at learning how to use the tools to make a traffic cone, middle is the freehand Shrek based on eyeing a pattern. I think from what I learned on both next year is gonna be real fun!
Got kid a stylophone and holy crap, their leaning into a 1970s/1980s aesthetic is brilliant. I don’t know how long she’ll play with it but man I want it on my desk, box and all
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Got kid a stylophone and holy crap, their leaning into a 1970s/1980s aesthetic is brilliant. I don’t know how long she’ll play with it but man I want it on my desk, box and all
This is the cheese pot.
I’m allowed to look at the cheese pot.
I’m not allowed to touch the cheese pot.
I’m allowed to look at the cheese pot.
I’m not allowed to touch the cheese pot.
October 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This is the cheese pot.
I’m allowed to look at the cheese pot.
I’m not allowed to touch the cheese pot.
I’m allowed to look at the cheese pot.
I’m not allowed to touch the cheese pot.
Feeling more secure that I’ll still have my job in ten years
October 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Feeling more secure that I’ll still have my job in ten years
I’m ready to create a cult based on creating unhealthy internet relationships with online celebrities. Who would like to join my
October 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m ready to create a cult based on creating unhealthy internet relationships with online celebrities. Who would like to join my
Bill Bailey is definitively bald
October 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Bill Bailey is definitively bald
And another thing, I’m not Madmartigan. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I’m Madmartigan
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
And another thing, I’m not Madmartigan. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I’m Madmartigan
Lucky in leaves
October 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Lucky in leaves
October 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Yes it’s hella dumb… but it’s also shiny and gives me a tiny joy at something like 70 cents a pop which nowadays is a pretty darn good deal
October 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Yes it’s hella dumb… but it’s also shiny and gives me a tiny joy at something like 70 cents a pop which nowadays is a pretty darn good deal
Imagine the child that was raising the Superman flag, doing that… but seeing someone getting hurt and putting an S on HIS chest and going and saving them. THAT being the rallying point.
Not saved by some wished for superbeing. INSPIRED by that superbeing to be the better people that are needed
Not saved by some wished for superbeing. INSPIRED by that superbeing to be the better people that are needed
October 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Imagine the child that was raising the Superman flag, doing that… but seeing someone getting hurt and putting an S on HIS chest and going and saving them. THAT being the rallying point.
Not saved by some wished for superbeing. INSPIRED by that superbeing to be the better people that are needed
Not saved by some wished for superbeing. INSPIRED by that superbeing to be the better people that are needed