Berserker Piglet
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Berserker Piglet
@berserkerpiglet.bsky.social
Pinball-loving porcine programmer papa with a penchant for plucky playful problem-solving

I’m a lead developer on a thing many people here use. I hope you enjoy it, whatever it is.
I mean I’m not above considering it…
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Oh, THERE you are, ability-to-still-feel-shocked at-horrible-things!
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Ok that is amazing. Thank you!
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
(Also I’m kidding Bluesky, please don’t ban me… … …. out of fear that I’ll get too REAL!)
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
… I was… a person who believed in the power of a convincing, thoughtfully arranged, courteous argument backed by reliable sources using full punctuation, proper spelling and a sustained belief in the most respectful interpretation.

I believe I met a real person once fwiw but I may be off by one…
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Wow what craziness is three from? That’s amazing
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
… Xbox… EX—BOX!!! On! Xboxon! … … ON!

… …

Xbox… oh there it goes…

Dammit don’t search “there it goes!”
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
FWIW I still miss saying “Xbox On”
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’ve often wondered if that meant the abs the shell itself seems to suggest or if it was the theoretical equally shredded actual abs within the shell that was meant.
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It is a deal!
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Realized the bigger irony as we were leaving was that they were wearing a marvel t-shirt
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I have had many of those
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I haven’t had a Coney either. MY HOT DOG LIFE IS SO EMPTY!
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
That sounds delicious
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Well classic for me is a brat with kraut so I’m halfway there
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
She also filled my office with unicorn stuffies which was sweet

And the various slimes she had kept until they molded because they were pretty which was… … also sweet
December 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I sadly have not yet had a Chicago style dog. I feel I have not lived
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM