Bobby
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“You know, someone had said that we should live every day as if it were the last day of our life.”
“This is it? Help me! Help me! I've got twenty four hours to live! AAAAAAAAAA!!!”
dbnr
“This is it? Help me! Help me! I've got twenty four hours to live! AAAAAAAAAA!!!”
dbnr
Visiting the fam this weekend in Anderson.
February 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Visiting the fam this weekend in Anderson.
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Rare samples from Mars could reveal if life ever existed there. NASA is working on how to bring them home: cnn.it/3BRzHrY
January 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Rare samples from Mars could reveal if life ever existed there. NASA is working on how to bring them home: cnn.it/3BRzHrY
Fuck Al Gore ig
Kamala Harris, Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Mike Pence and George W. Bush sitting together at Jimmy Carter’s funeral.
January 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Fuck Al Gore ig
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Tom Holland reportedly proposed to Zendaya at the actress’ family home between Christmas and New Year’s, according to TMZ.
January 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Tom Holland reportedly proposed to Zendaya at the actress’ family home between Christmas and New Year’s, according to TMZ.
Fireworks are unnecessary yall.
January 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Fireworks are unnecessary yall.
Ending the year with a classic Bobby Bitch Fit. Cool cool cool.
January 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Ending the year with a classic Bobby Bitch Fit. Cool cool cool.
Was feeling sensitive, so I got drunk and even more sensitive. Mission accomplished.
December 22, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Was feeling sensitive, so I got drunk and even more sensitive. Mission accomplished.
Me to myself: “The Romantic that I am– I can’t waste any opportunity to leave him Love Notes.”
*walks out grinning after scrawling ‘You can’t turn a hoe into a Tradwife’ into the steam on the bathroom mirror*
*walks out grinning after scrawling ‘You can’t turn a hoe into a Tradwife’ into the steam on the bathroom mirror*
December 20, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Me to myself: “The Romantic that I am– I can’t waste any opportunity to leave him Love Notes.”
*walks out grinning after scrawling ‘You can’t turn a hoe into a Tradwife’ into the steam on the bathroom mirror*
*walks out grinning after scrawling ‘You can’t turn a hoe into a Tradwife’ into the steam on the bathroom mirror*
Saw a SHEIN distribution center on my way to Indy. Thought I’d download the app. What horrible hell have I fallen into?! Is this store useful?! Am I doing something wrong to deserve this chaos?
December 20, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Saw a SHEIN distribution center on my way to Indy. Thought I’d download the app. What horrible hell have I fallen into?! Is this store useful?! Am I doing something wrong to deserve this chaos?
“I may be low income, but I’m never low in cum.”
-Katya
-Katya
December 19, 2024 at 4:44 PM
“I may be low income, but I’m never low in cum.”
-Katya
-Katya
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As we say goodbye to the Staten Island vampires of "What We Do in the Shadows," enjoy this list of the scenes and lines that made us laugh the hardest.
LIST: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
LIST: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
'What We Do in the Shadows': 15 Most Hilarious Moments
We say goodbye to What We Do in the Shadows with a look at some of the show's most hilarious moments
rollingstone.com
December 16, 2024 at 11:05 PM
As we say goodbye to the Staten Island vampires of "What We Do in the Shadows," enjoy this list of the scenes and lines that made us laugh the hardest.
LIST: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
LIST: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
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Republicans' House Committee chairs for the 119th Congress will all be men.
It's the first time in two decades that no woman has led a committee, per Axios.
It's the first time in two decades that no woman has led a committee, per Axios.
December 15, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Republicans' House Committee chairs for the 119th Congress will all be men.
It's the first time in two decades that no woman has led a committee, per Axios.
It's the first time in two decades that no woman has led a committee, per Axios.
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A mineral trapped within a Martian meteorite that fell to Earth has revealed traces of water on Mars that date back 4.45 billion years, according to new research
‘Black Beauty’ was found on Earth in 2011. Now, scientists say it has revealed a new clue to life on Mars | CNN
A mineral grain from a meteorite preserved evidence that water was present on Mars 4.45 billion years ago, and it may have created hot springs habitable for life.
www.cnn.com
December 15, 2024 at 7:57 PM
A mineral trapped within a Martian meteorite that fell to Earth has revealed traces of water on Mars that date back 4.45 billion years, according to new research
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My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 AM
My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
I love when old people hold hands. So adorable.
December 13, 2024 at 8:27 PM
I love when old people hold hands. So adorable.
Fr this Gubbins.
Had to drop the pup off at a dog sitter for the weekend. After intros, his dad and I went to grab his things from the car. We hear a crash as Gubbins busts through their storm door. I thought he was going to cost us, but felt loved af all the same.
Had to drop the pup off at a dog sitter for the weekend. After intros, his dad and I went to grab his things from the car. We hear a crash as Gubbins busts through their storm door. I thought he was going to cost us, but felt loved af all the same.
December 13, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Fr this Gubbins.
Had to drop the pup off at a dog sitter for the weekend. After intros, his dad and I went to grab his things from the car. We hear a crash as Gubbins busts through their storm door. I thought he was going to cost us, but felt loved af all the same.
Had to drop the pup off at a dog sitter for the weekend. After intros, his dad and I went to grab his things from the car. We hear a crash as Gubbins busts through their storm door. I thought he was going to cost us, but felt loved af all the same.
It took me over an hour to get home. My nerves are fried for the day.
December 12, 2024 at 9:59 PM
It took me over an hour to get home. My nerves are fried for the day.
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These workers would rather be fired than go back to the office.
Meet the People Who Refused to Go Back to the Office and Lost Their Jobs
People who bet on remote work, and lost, are realizing they might never work from home again.
on.wsj.com
December 12, 2024 at 8:25 PM
These workers would rather be fired than go back to the office.
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Biden is the first President ever to issue categorical pardons to individuals convicted of simple use and possession of marijuana, and to former LGBTQI+ service members convicted of private conduct because of their sexual orientation.
President Biden will commute the sentences of almost 1,500 non-violent offenders and pardon 39 others, in what the White House says is the biggest number of commutations and clemencies granted in a single day.
December 12, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Biden is the first President ever to issue categorical pardons to individuals convicted of simple use and possession of marijuana, and to former LGBTQI+ service members convicted of private conduct because of their sexual orientation.
“Oh! It’s Gladys. [pause] I know she had the diabetes.”
December 11, 2024 at 6:21 PM
“Oh! It’s Gladys. [pause] I know she had the diabetes.”