Melania Trump is not his wife, she’s his live in dominatrix, and no I won’t change my mind

Just saying.

The endgame of the government right now is to cut off and isolate America from the rest of the world. We are being funneled into the culling chamber like sheep to the slaughter, regardless of our bleating. There’s wolves among us

I will never apologize for a post

friend: wow dude, how'd you get so good at guitar??

me: i made a deal with the devil

[3 months earlier]

the devil: 30 bucks an hour for guitar lessons

me: deal

My fursona Comet

Love me some chubby demon girls

Bussy bussy ya, bussy yeah, bussy yay. Give me the bussy so I can bussy away

Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”