(eliza)Beth!
@beth-definitely.bsky.social
She/her, motherfuckers. Middle aged and slightly awkward in Manhattan.
OK, the shoes are cute tho.
December 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
OK, the shoes are cute tho.
Inspired by this thread, I dug up our old DVD and player at mom's out, and now Mom, my youngest sibling and I are watching it!
December 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Inspired by this thread, I dug up our old DVD and player at mom's out, and now Mom, my youngest sibling and I are watching it!
I walked almost five miles today in these boots I bought at a thrift shop yesterday, the first time I've worn heels for any extended period of time. I think my calves may fall off.
December 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I walked almost five miles today in these boots I bought at a thrift shop yesterday, the first time I've worn heels for any extended period of time. I think my calves may fall off.
It was really pretty this morning in Manhattan, but by the time I left the movie theater, it had reached its final form of an inch of cold wet slop at intersections.
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It was really pretty this morning in Manhattan, but by the time I left the movie theater, it had reached its final form of an inch of cold wet slop at intersections.
As a partially uncultured buffoon, outside pre-WW2 European modernism, I hadn't known Wilfredo Lam, but now I do! This exhibition was pretty dang great.
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
As a partially uncultured buffoon, outside pre-WW2 European modernism, I hadn't known Wilfredo Lam, but now I do! This exhibition was pretty dang great.
Beckmann Beckmann Beckmann, even if they've replaced his Berlin trip caricatures with a nifty series of Pechstein woodcuts.
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Beckmann Beckmann Beckmann, even if they've replaced his Berlin trip caricatures with a nifty series of Pechstein woodcuts.
Mondrian wishes he was as cool as Sophie Taeuber-Arp.
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Mondrian wishes he was as cool as Sophie Taeuber-Arp.
Oooo, some nifty Moholy-Nagy photo experiments!
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Oooo, some nifty Moholy-Nagy photo experiments!
My apartment is basically my feeble attempt at a Kandinsky-heavy print equivalent of this room.
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My apartment is basically my feeble attempt at a Kandinsky-heavy print equivalent of this room.
And this Chagall on the wall opposite! I could live in this room forever.
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
And this Chagall on the wall opposite! I could live in this room forever.
Having this Kupka right next to it is just unfair.
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Having this Kupka right next to it is just unfair.
I never get tired of Dynamism of a Soccer Player.
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I never get tired of Dynamism of a Soccer Player.
The döner is fine but the branding is questionable.
October 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The döner is fine but the branding is questionable.
Ngl, did not expect to find this in a vending machine in a hotel lobby.
October 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ngl, did not expect to find this in a vending machine in a hotel lobby.
WASILY mf'n KANDINSKY MAKES IT BETTER, BITCHES!
August 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
WASILY mf'n KANDINSKY MAKES IT BETTER, BITCHES!
Oh hey, Park Ave Summer Streets today!
August 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Oh hey, Park Ave Summer Streets today!