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Academic. Media enthusiast. Fan of SF/F, Marvel, libraries, and baseball. Loves dogs & polar bears. She/Her. #BLM
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Still trying to encourage my arthritic 16 year old dog Penny to jump up on my bed is like someone saying to arthritic me, "Come on, Beth! You can do it! You can climb up a rock face climbing wall."

Sorry, Penny.
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This year's Holiday Baking Championship on the @foodnetwork.bsky.social is terrible. I hate the team play, I hate the challenges, I hate that they've dropped the preheat, and now letting last week's winning team steal a player? Ugh.
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Well...it looks like the weather forecast was right. It's been snowing steadily since 6:30 am or so, and the hourly forecast suggests it's going to keep snowing until...

...midnight???

Oh dear.
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Cast your mind back to when you were child...

If your family served Cranberry sauce with the Thanksgiving meal, did you eat it or did you think it was yuck without trying it?

B and I - who both like cranberry sauce now - were in the latter group.
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Important information for @lunaris1013.bsky.social
Just for clarification, when you talk about it:

Gävle is pronounced "Yeah-vleh", not gav-la, gev-lee or gea-vley.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The scene before the tornado swept through. :)

Pies still to come!
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
How many famous quotes from movies are not actually quotes from movies?

The first 2 that come to mind are "Play it again, Sam" (not from Casablanca) and "Luke, I am your father" (not from The Empire Strikes Back)

Without seeing if there's a list somewhere, can you think of other quotes like that?
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I just read the whole Wikipedia article about the 6-7 meme, and still don't understand what it means.

In related news:

Two bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." The second one says, "No soap, radio!"
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I guessed incorrectly about whether the snow would stick.
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It's actually snowing. Where am I? Minnesota in 1968? :)

I'm guessing the snow isn't really going to stick, but still. Anyway, it's giving me a chance to test out my brand new windshield cover.I'm hoping it works for ice/frost, too, because scraping ice before work isn't fun.
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Sunday and Monday have lows of 24F forecast.

The forecast for the following Saturday - November 15 - has a high of 69F.

We're living in wild times, and I'm fairly certain it isn't a good thing.
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I live in the Midwest, and my state had no elections this year. but every neighborhood I lived in during my years in NYC (Greenwich Village, East Village, Astoria, Cobble Hill) voted for Mamdami. I'm taking the win. :)
It’s a trifecta: VA, NJ and NYC, Democrats all win. As for Mamdani, voter turnout is massive, a great sign for democracy.
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Those of you who like the Billy Joel song "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" -

If you always sing along when you hear it, do you sing "Brender and Eddie" instead of "Brenda?" I do...every single time. :)
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Reposted by bethbethbeth
Frog and Toad ate many cookies, one after another.

“You know, Toad,” said Frog, with his mouth full, “I think we should stop eating. We will soon be sick.”

“You are right,” said Toad. “Let us eat one last cookie, and then we will stop.”
October 29, 2025 at 10:37 AM
How do so many people not know their own email address? Just now, i was just sent yet another not-for-me email, from a couple booking tickets to a Polish film at a cinema in Dublin.

Hope they don't miss the film.
October 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I've long since stopped writing HP fic because *somebody's* grossly transphobic behavior has soured the experience for me. However, once characters have been sent out into the world, they're no longer owned by the author (except in that copyrightish way)

Apparently, I already believed that in 2004
When the Muses [go on] Strike - Beth H (bethbethbeth) - Harry Potter - Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
As luck would have it, I'd already written the grades for my 8-week classes in a notebook, because as soon as I hit refresh on my Canvas gradebook pages, I discovered AWS rules the world.

(AWS does not rule our grade submission system, however; grades have been successfully submitted!)
October 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Some very unfortunate fielding from the Mariners tonight.

#BigYipes
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I asked "The Internet" how long an unopened box of matzoh was still good, and an 8 year-old reddit conversation gave me the proper answer:

"What is dead may never die." 😂
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
For the first time, I had a student submit a paper with not one, not two, but three entirely fake AI- generated sources.

*sigh*
October 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Pretty sure this is the first time in years I've seen a pitcher actually pitch a complete game...and it wasn't even a no-hitter.

Well done, Yamamoto!

#Dodgers

(During my teens, 28% of MLB games were complete games. In 2024, 0.6% of the games were complete games.)
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
With the Yankees out of the playoffs, I stayed up until clown-o'clock to watch all 15 innings of the Seattle v Detroit game.

Now I'm invested in seeing Seattle (who hasn't been in the ALCS since 2001) play the Cubs (aka, our house team) in the World Series.

Go Teams, Go (#GoCubsGo)
October 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Toasted onion with a schmear of lox cream cheese.
Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
October 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Why are videos (YouTube, social media embeds, CNN, etc) suddenly not playing on Firefox? And why will Firefox updates not download?

I really don't want to just use Chrome all the time. :(
October 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM