Me and m'young friend were thinkin' of gettin' into the old podcast business ourselves and gettin' some great old showbiz chums involved. All I'm willin' to say at this point is - you ain't seen nothin' yet!

Dreaming of a white Christmas ❄️

I can imagine all of the EDL lads looking up from their hymn sheets, singing Silent Night. Brings tears to the eyes.

Happy birthday to you hoo! 🎺🎉

I used to have a duffle coat that looked like this and when my hair was very ~windswept some teenage boys walked past me in Sainsbury's and one of them said to me (in Magnus Pyke voice) "Actually ... I invented the lightbulb!" LOL.

When I used the word clutter I should have been a bit more truthful and admitted to being a hoarder. I'm married to someone who hates clutter which makes for an interesting mix!

I might have a look at cheap 'n' tacky decorations (which I prefer to be honest) but I'm worried that it'll be even more clutter in a cluttered house.

'appen you'd not be able to tell difference wi' Newton & Ridley stout.

Me from tomorrow:

Spot the crow.

Exactly. Any food on the ground is immediately a draw for rats and mice.

Having blood draws is a bit hit and miss isn't it. I could share a picture of the bruises coming through on my hand two weeks after a wrist fracture but it would put people off their Sunday lunch!

A lot of vertical hair going on there.

If only I'd seen Métal Urbain live, sigh. I just picked a random band that would provide some "contrast/shade/light" with the other acts I'd pretended to see.

I could never get the hang of Nick Cave. Then again, my taste in everything is reliably MOR.

His last recorded performance was the theme song for Dad's Army. He had nothing left to give.