BEVERAGE
@beverage.bsky.social
Musician, band, posting page. She/her it/it’s xe/xem fuck/cops
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I searched “Grinch Footwork” on YouTube with a prayer in my heart and folks: it’s a Christmas miracle
December 25, 2024 at 4:27 PM
I searched “Grinch Footwork” on YouTube with a prayer in my heart and folks: it’s a Christmas miracle
i can’t put down the kelp, i can’t put down the kelp
December 25, 2024 at 9:08 PM
i can’t put down the kelp, i can’t put down the kelp
boy this app loves acting like a fed huh, I still haven’t made the complete switch because the features here are just so wack.
November 17, 2024 at 5:06 PM
boy this app loves acting like a fed huh, I still haven’t made the complete switch because the features here are just so wack.
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she makes this place seem way cooler than it really is
September 1, 2023 at 3:00 PM
she makes this place seem way cooler than it really is
“why so spurious” -The Truther
August 15, 2023 at 1:08 AM
“why so spurious” -The Truther
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The police are an invading army
August 7, 2023 at 2:37 PM
The police are an invading army
This is Twitter, X is Twitter, Threads is Twitter. It’s all Twitter, it’s Twitter all the way down
August 6, 2023 at 4:44 PM
This is Twitter, X is Twitter, Threads is Twitter. It’s all Twitter, it’s Twitter all the way down
Trans girls in glasses…
August 5, 2023 at 11:57 PM
Trans girls in glasses…
When she comes home from a 10 hour shift and I’m just looking at her with that “I just hit the pen” stare like
August 5, 2023 at 10:25 PM
When she comes home from a 10 hour shift and I’m just looking at her with that “I just hit the pen” stare like
Boy in a chair, where will she sit.
August 5, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Boy in a chair, where will she sit.
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if someone's going under the speed limit you can give them a little boost by slamming into the back of their car
August 4, 2023 at 8:34 PM
if someone's going under the speed limit you can give them a little boost by slamming into the back of their car
Picture this: Netflix rebrands to “Sexflix” nothing changes but the name. The company boasts that they’ve gone from losing 33 mil to abt 5. Then, as no one expects it. They rebrand again, à la Max. To just
August 5, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Picture this: Netflix rebrands to “Sexflix” nothing changes but the name. The company boasts that they’ve gone from losing 33 mil to abt 5. Then, as no one expects it. They rebrand again, à la Max. To just
Young, beautiful, sleepy women should not be made to work, they should be worshipped like goddesses.
August 4, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Young, beautiful, sleepy women should not be made to work, they should be worshipped like goddesses.
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88-year-old man just entered the restaurant, ordered a burger with “every kind of cheese,” drank two beers in 10 minutes and then began making a series of “beast noises”
August 3, 2023 at 10:53 PM
88-year-old man just entered the restaurant, ordered a burger with “every kind of cheese,” drank two beers in 10 minutes and then began making a series of “beast noises”
Speaking as a girl, are you allowed to “post” on here? Like is that okay
August 2, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Speaking as a girl, are you allowed to “post” on here? Like is that okay
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there he goes
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau falling down stairs
youtu.be
August 2, 2023 at 5:02 PM
there he goes
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This is a pro shoplifting account
August 1, 2023 at 9:26 PM
This is a pro shoplifting account
It’s like some sort of blue sky social media app, and I’m on it now!
August 1, 2023 at 9:36 PM
It’s like some sort of blue sky social media app, and I’m on it now!