Kelly Hack
@bewitchingkelly.bsky.social
that annoying swiftie they warn you about. she/they/he. ✡️.
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anytime the yards acting too crazy i’ll pop on the album and the dogs all start calming down and playing normally. it’s CRAZY
an important update about work, the digs at work love the k-pop demon hunters soundtrack
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
anytime the yards acting too crazy i’ll pop on the album and the dogs all start calming down and playing normally. it’s CRAZY
the fact that the music charli xcx is releasing for the new wuthering heights movie actually matches what i’d expect from a hyper pop album based on wuthering heights has me so pissed. i oppose everything about this upcoming movie but by god the album understands the source material
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
the fact that the music charli xcx is releasing for the new wuthering heights movie actually matches what i’d expect from a hyper pop album based on wuthering heights has me so pissed. i oppose everything about this upcoming movie but by god the album understands the source material
an important update about work, the digs at work love the k-pop demon hunters soundtrack
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
an important update about work, the digs at work love the k-pop demon hunters soundtrack
no good deed is my favorite song from wicked and i was both excited and nervous for seeing it in wicked for good and it was better than i could’ve ever hoped for. going to see it again in imax so i can experience it as oz intended
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
no good deed is my favorite song from wicked and i was both excited and nervous for seeing it in wicked for good and it was better than i could’ve ever hoped for. going to see it again in imax so i can experience it as oz intended
hey, i can’t come out tonight. yeah, i have to change out all my bedding and my dust mite covers. yeah, no it’s going to be a whole week.
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
hey, i can’t come out tonight. yeah, i have to change out all my bedding and my dust mite covers. yeah, no it’s going to be a whole week.
update: she just wants to go to work with me now every time i leave the house. if i don’t take her to work and get her a pup cup after she is a pill all day
i’ve accidentally trained mulligan that if i’m awake before my mom she gets a morning walk… this sucks for me just trying to get water at 6am
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
update: she just wants to go to work with me now every time i leave the house. if i don’t take her to work and get her a pup cup after she is a pill all day
remembered maneets episode on bobby’s triple threat, DAY RUINED!
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
remembered maneets episode on bobby’s triple threat, DAY RUINED!
having OCD is so fun. i want to claw my skin off my body.
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 AM
having OCD is so fun. i want to claw my skin off my body.
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
trust the process trust the process-
October 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
trust the process trust the process-
teen titans (2003) greatest show of all time
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
teen titans (2003) greatest show of all time
every day i breath through my nose and have no obstructions is crazy. i get why all my doctors were terrified of my fucked up nose, i truly was not living life
i’m pretty sure i’m breathing clearly through my nose for the first time in my life… like nothing is obstructing it and it’s easy… bro this is crazy
October 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
every day i breath through my nose and have no obstructions is crazy. i get why all my doctors were terrified of my fucked up nose, i truly was not living life
telling myself to trust the process on my lover album drawers
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
telling myself to trust the process on my lover album drawers
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It's really OK to change your mind when new facts are presented. It really is.
October 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It's really OK to change your mind when new facts are presented. It really is.
blue bennings my DMs are open
October 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
blue bennings my DMs are open
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I love runes because while Tarot has a lot of esoteric mysticism and fancy dancing around the idea, runes feel, to me, so much more bluntly practical.
Me: Hey, runes, how can I best help my writing career?
Runes: Do the work.
Me: Okay, I KNEW THAT.
Runes: Why'd you ask, then, doofus?
Me: Hey, runes, how can I best help my writing career?
Runes: Do the work.
Me: Okay, I KNEW THAT.
Runes: Why'd you ask, then, doofus?
October 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I love runes because while Tarot has a lot of esoteric mysticism and fancy dancing around the idea, runes feel, to me, so much more bluntly practical.
Me: Hey, runes, how can I best help my writing career?
Runes: Do the work.
Me: Okay, I KNEW THAT.
Runes: Why'd you ask, then, doofus?
Me: Hey, runes, how can I best help my writing career?
Runes: Do the work.
Me: Okay, I KNEW THAT.
Runes: Why'd you ask, then, doofus?
when everyone warned me about turning into my parents i laughed cause i didn’t think it would ever happen… turns out it can happen because i am heavily invested in the food network cinematic universe like my mother
fyi, the judge on triple threat for maneets episode was terrible! i want a rematch!
fyi, the judge on triple threat for maneets episode was terrible! i want a rematch!
October 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
when everyone warned me about turning into my parents i laughed cause i didn’t think it would ever happen… turns out it can happen because i am heavily invested in the food network cinematic universe like my mother
fyi, the judge on triple threat for maneets episode was terrible! i want a rematch!
fyi, the judge on triple threat for maneets episode was terrible! i want a rematch!
i’ve accidentally trained mulligan that if i’m awake before my mom she gets a morning walk… this sucks for me just trying to get water at 6am
September 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
i’ve accidentally trained mulligan that if i’m awake before my mom she gets a morning walk… this sucks for me just trying to get water at 6am
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
![Screenshot of a tweet:
British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak...
[Photo of a book page] "The dash of British cavalry officers was never greater than at the opening of the Crimean campaign in the spring of 1854. These aristocratic horsemen were, in the idiom of the day, "plungers," "tremendous swells." They affected elegant boredom, yawned a great deal, spoke a jargon of their own, pronouncing "r" as "w," saying "vewwy," "howwid," and "sowwy," and interlarded sentences with loud and meaningless exclamations of "Haw, haw." Their sweeping whiskers, languid voices, tiny waists, laced in by corsets, and their large cigars were irresistible, frantically admired, and as frantically envied. Magnificently mounted, horses were their passion; they rode like the devil himself, and their confidence in their ability to defeat any enemy single-handed was com-plete. Cavalry officers were saying in London drawing-rooms that to take infantry on the campaign was superfluous; the infantry would merely be a drag on them, and had better be left at
home."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uqonrv6u7reqli3kksljamwr/bafkreifqd3kvkwqy6k2vuajha3vrughks5bfvl72vglbaywl7nnzyxwqp4@jpeg)
August 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
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As a non-cis person, I am committed to supporting the leading non-GOP candidate in 2028. I am ALSO committed to doing all I can in the Democratic primaries to make sure the leading candidate isn’t a skid mark who throws marginalized groups under the bus.
My mind is large enough to hold both.
My mind is large enough to hold both.
August 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
As a non-cis person, I am committed to supporting the leading non-GOP candidate in 2028. I am ALSO committed to doing all I can in the Democratic primaries to make sure the leading candidate isn’t a skid mark who throws marginalized groups under the bus.
My mind is large enough to hold both.
My mind is large enough to hold both.
i’m pretty sure i’m breathing clearly through my nose for the first time in my life… like nothing is obstructing it and it’s easy… bro this is crazy
August 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
i’m pretty sure i’m breathing clearly through my nose for the first time in my life… like nothing is obstructing it and it’s easy… bro this is crazy
having a chronically online brain sucks because i’m finishing up rebecca (im a terribly slow reader) and im reading about jack favell telling maxim he knows he killed rebecca and how maxim was jealous of him BUT then jack favell refers to himself as a socialist with woman and i immediate thought
July 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
having a chronically online brain sucks because i’m finishing up rebecca (im a terribly slow reader) and im reading about jack favell telling maxim he knows he killed rebecca and how maxim was jealous of him BUT then jack favell refers to himself as a socialist with woman and i immediate thought
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I just got straight murdered by this. Like it didn’t just attack me, I am now dead
March 2, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I just got straight murdered by this. Like it didn’t just attack me, I am now dead