Beyondrory
@beyondrory.bsky.social
I’m just a lil guy, please don’t get mad at me, send me money instead please
Why my bank doing erp with me?
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Why my bank doing erp with me?
“Mmm yummy! Your lunch looks soooo good, I gotta get that next time.”
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
“Mmm yummy! Your lunch looks soooo good, I gotta get that next time.”
Lode bearing millennial gender affirmation
February 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Lode bearing millennial gender affirmation
Glad I stuck with this manga.
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Glad I stuck with this manga.
Markiplier: I’m escaping to go to the ONE place hasn’t been corrupted by LA Gangs! …BLOOD OCEAN!
February 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Markiplier: I’m escaping to go to the ONE place hasn’t been corrupted by LA Gangs! …BLOOD OCEAN!
“Understood, I’ll CC them in. It’s important they know.”
February 1, 2026 at 11:59 AM
“Understood, I’ll CC them in. It’s important they know.”
Didnt realise who I was doing door for until I saw the poster. It’s unfair to give comics I like perth crowds during fringe.
January 31, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Didnt realise who I was doing door for until I saw the poster. It’s unfair to give comics I like perth crowds during fringe.
I know we all promised to stop taking photos of strangers in public but I just couldn’t believe it was really her! I loved her work in Target & Cotton On.
January 31, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I know we all promised to stop taking photos of strangers in public but I just couldn’t believe it was really her! I loved her work in Target & Cotton On.
If my car was big enough you KNOW I would have been going home with the fuck ass huge admin office desk it would be the ideal desk to have instead of those “RGB Gamer” desks that are the thin sheet of metal on 4 legs with jagged edges for some reason.
January 24, 2026 at 1:59 PM
If my car was big enough you KNOW I would have been going home with the fuck ass huge admin office desk it would be the ideal desk to have instead of those “RGB Gamer” desks that are the thin sheet of metal on 4 legs with jagged edges for some reason.
When you get a hysterectomy they should ask you what you want put in there instead of just leaving that space empty. I would get one of these so the next guy I have sex with gets a fun surprise that we can both laugh about.
January 22, 2026 at 10:35 PM
When you get a hysterectomy they should ask you what you want put in there instead of just leaving that space empty. I would get one of these so the next guy I have sex with gets a fun surprise that we can both laugh about.
I’m from America & I say…well let’s just hope IT happens today
January 20, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I’m from America & I say…well let’s just hope IT happens today
Improv group was hosting a Bunnings sausage sizzle & I was grill boy. It’s true what they say: autism be damned, my me can grill.
January 10, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Improv group was hosting a Bunnings sausage sizzle & I was grill boy. It’s true what they say: autism be damned, my me can grill.
One of these but the back half is naked.
January 8, 2026 at 7:03 AM
One of these but the back half is naked.
Walked into the bathroom & was met with this. Instant fear I’m on a prank show.
January 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Walked into the bathroom & was met with this. Instant fear I’m on a prank show.
Now that I’ve finished UNBEATABLE I can put this little guy to rest. I couldn’t have done it without him.
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Now that I’ve finished UNBEATABLE I can put this little guy to rest. I couldn’t have done it without him.
I love this Quaver sprite
December 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I love this Quaver sprite
See I always knew this would work
December 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
See I always knew this would work
What could this mean?
December 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
What could this mean?
Me trying to break into the high security compound: fuck what was the code again? Aghh I’m so close!
The keypad: & I’M EUFY!
The keypad: & I’M EUFY!
December 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Me trying to break into the high security compound: fuck what was the code again? Aghh I’m so close!
The keypad: & I’M EUFY!
The keypad: & I’M EUFY!
Rain clouds yesterday were crazy! It was 40c so it probably felt good as fuck to feel that rain.
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Rain clouds yesterday were crazy! It was 40c so it probably felt good as fuck to feel that rain.
Okay the sound design is unreal because first try of the easy course I closed my eyes & only missed like 2 balls. It felt good at fuck.
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Okay the sound design is unreal because first try of the easy course I closed my eyes & only missed like 2 balls. It felt good at fuck.
Got my unbeatable cheat sheet & it’s made the game so much easier…
December 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Got my unbeatable cheat sheet & it’s made the game so much easier…