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Beyondrory
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I’m just a lil guy, please don’t get mad at me, send me money instead please
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IGN is paying attention to censorship again. Use their momentum, call visa and mastercard, tell them you read the article, ask them why they're censoring legal stuff

reminder that you don't need to know specifics of what's at play. It's often better to sound like a normie
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
There should be a job draft where 10,000 people get drafted into various retail, admin & service industries for a year. If you don’t have a job, yay you have a job. If you do have a job, you get a new one for a year & you can’t refuse because this is a law created by a tyrannical boy king.
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Impressing my date by telling her about how I got 2 ribs added to my rib cage to STOP myself from being able to suck myself off because I believe in restraint & not taking away opportunities for the less fortunate(those who wanna suck me off, normal style)
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Yeah this was about musks new thing but what’s with losers & “Roasting” People? Back on Twitter you’d see replies where some 12 follow schmuck would be like “AtRoastingRandy3, Roast this person for me please!” & then some AI would reply “Hmmm you wish things were better? Maybe better at being bad.”
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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back in 2003 you could play "Parlor Games" with your friends over steam while in-game. it was later removed because steam's initial launch was pretty rough and never returned when the friends system was relaunched in 06
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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killer instinct announcer: FUCKED UP COMBOOOO
me: come on
killer instinct announcer: BULLLLLSHIT COMBOOOO
May 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
watched wicked 2 and its good but i forgot while watching that it's wizard of oz fanfiction until like halfway through when it reminded me.
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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patchouli knowledge
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Final post before eep
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
January 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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using or2 and not orz so you know that I got a fat ass
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Me: we still good for drinks at 5 tonight?
Media Analysis Friend: While many believe that I will be there, so far it is still a fan theory & we can’t just decide this is true based on evidence shown by texts & conversations.
Me: definitive answer please
MAF: “drinks at 5” or DA5 as fans call it-
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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my favorite mtg rule
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The crowd breathes a sigh of relief as the fog machines shoot out white smoke, signalling the cardinals have made their decision on where to go after the rave tonight.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Gmail users!!

They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.

Pass it on!!

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Manga panel that makes me so jealous i start crying blood.
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Guy who gets isekai’d to the next town over & things keep stopping him from just walking the 2 hours back there.
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Exhausted Stable Boy Clearly Just Going Through Motions Of Tearing Open Bodice https://theonion.com/exhausted-stable-boy-clearly-just-going-through-motions-of-tearing-open-bodice/
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I'm personally more hung up on the guy in the fez getting materialized and then obliterated. Fully formed guy with experiences and memories in his mind murdered for a crappy truck
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Oh my god, “messy & complicated” “simple & clean” i get it now. They’re both songs I’ve heard. It was so obvious.
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM