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QA..... 2!!!! at @owlchemylabs.com, Occasional Contract QA on @chordioid.com and unbeatable wishlist now,

cancer survivor

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UNBEATABLE, a game that some friends of mine have been working on for an impossibly long time, and that I had the honor of contributing some brief QA work to during a very intense period of development, is releasing November 6th. I hope you all enjoy it. 🎙️🎸💗💙
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If your team is in need of any audio work, production, concept or 3D art, please consider one of the folks from Soft Rains who were unfortunately affected. They're all unimaginably talented, and whose skills uplift those around them, including in other disciplines.
As 2025 winds to a close, we say goodbye to a few members of our team whose work was instrumental in bringing Ambrosia Sky: Act One to life.

Each of these folks is an incredible talent. Though we've made the difficult decision to part ways for now, I'd be lucky to work with any of them again.
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
there might be something wrong with me

(city trial rank btw)
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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He just messaged me, you’re gonna need to watch a lot more videos on repeat if you wanna keep this real friendship you two share.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Popstar resident: I love pancakes

Galactic Nova: I will appeal to your hatred of waffles by sending my drones to murder everyone who has ever eaten one. Horribly. Including you. First.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Whelp, there's no way to sugarcoat this, friends,
Through a combination of hubris and misfortune, I messed up...
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
kitty's got some kinda pink eye situation going on 😭 vet tomorrow for my baby
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It's all I wanted.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Spoke to a number of devs about how, in the face of CEOs claiming gen-AI is the future, their declaration of being genAI free is making waves.
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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man. you can see the Kid Icarus Uprising "jaw-dropping, unbelievable epic grandeur" stylistic trait all the way back in Kirby's Adventure www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rpn...
Kirby's Adventure Boss 8 (Final Boss) - Nightmare
YouTube video by BossBattleChannel
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Steam Deck LCD 256GB is $319.20 Steam buff.ly/zu7ptx4
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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final fishtasy #ffxiv
October 20, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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It's not enough that I should succeed; others must also fail
bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i am being very directly targeted here
Brian David Gilbert Is Pondering His Commander Orbs!

Today, @briamgilbert.bsky.social is joined by @ghaspey.bsky.social and @carmparens.bsky.social for a game of Commander with the most EPIC of themes...

Watch here: youtu.be/2ytmjKIB3Fg

#MagicTheGathering
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
hey wake up new sbemail
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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illustration, technopolis, magazine (1982) archive.org/details/tech...
August 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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definitely feel that sense in this year's games in particular. following that analogy, Kirby Air Riders feels like an IV in the jugular of pure animal protein and getting a taste of it very much induces a "GIVE ME MORE" kind of hunger
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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there's a video about Shinobi on youtube from an Action Games Guy and the video overall is a bit cringey and tryhard in places but he makes this analogy to nutrition, and the notion that players with an appetite for arcade/old-school action are not given sufficient "nutrition" in modern AAA, and I>
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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[turns off the nintendo switch 2 to go to bed] ohhhhh how I wish I was gently nudging an analog stick and Densha de Go-micromanaging my top speed across the optimal racing line, oh the agony to not be precision-wiggling an analog stick
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
CAUGHT YOU RED-HANDED IDIOT
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
if you pick the air glider stadium when somebody else in your server built the phoenix i hope you're playing for second
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
i keep fighting dan salvato
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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the new nintendo console is wayyy too expensive. their proprietary format is driving up game prices, and i’m sorry, but launching with a mario spinoff instead of a 3D platformer is a bad move

that new sakurai game might be the best game ever made though
post like it’s 2001
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM