Beyondrory
@beyondrory.bsky.social
I’m just a lil guy, please don’t get mad at me, send me money instead please
Impressing my date by telling her about how I got 2 ribs added to my rib cage to STOP myself from being able to suck myself off because I believe in restraint & not taking away opportunities for the less fortunate(those who wanna suck me off, normal style)
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Impressing my date by telling her about how I got 2 ribs added to my rib cage to STOP myself from being able to suck myself off because I believe in restraint & not taking away opportunities for the less fortunate(those who wanna suck me off, normal style)
Yeah this was about musks new thing but what’s with losers & “Roasting” People? Back on Twitter you’d see replies where some 12 follow schmuck would be like “AtRoastingRandy3, Roast this person for me please!” & then some AI would reply “Hmmm you wish things were better? Maybe better at being bad.”
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yeah this was about musks new thing but what’s with losers & “Roasting” People? Back on Twitter you’d see replies where some 12 follow schmuck would be like “AtRoastingRandy3, Roast this person for me please!” & then some AI would reply “Hmmm you wish things were better? Maybe better at being bad.”
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Watching severance: Ah I see the lesson now. Do this but also don’t let them go home or else it all goes bad.
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Watching severance: Ah I see the lesson now. Do this but also don’t let them go home or else it all goes bad.
He just messaged me, you’re gonna need to watch a lot more videos on repeat if you wanna keep this real friendship you two share.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
He just messaged me, you’re gonna need to watch a lot more videos on repeat if you wanna keep this real friendship you two share.
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back in 2003 you could play "Parlor Games" with your friends over steam while in-game. it was later removed because steam's initial launch was pretty rough and never returned when the friends system was relaunched in 06
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
back in 2003 you could play "Parlor Games" with your friends over steam while in-game. it was later removed because steam's initial launch was pretty rough and never returned when the friends system was relaunched in 06
Tech bro in fantasy setting who is pushing steam powered machines.
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Tech bro in fantasy setting who is pushing steam powered machines.
The amount of OCs I’ve seen that are clearly from FFXIV no matter how hard the creator tries to distance themselves from it. You can’t un-miqote that catgirl.
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The amount of OCs I’ve seen that are clearly from FFXIV no matter how hard the creator tries to distance themselves from it. You can’t un-miqote that catgirl.
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killer instinct announcer: FUCKED UP COMBOOOO
me: come on
killer instinct announcer: BULLLLLSHIT COMBOOOO
me: come on
killer instinct announcer: BULLLLLSHIT COMBOOOO
May 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
killer instinct announcer: FUCKED UP COMBOOOO
me: come on
killer instinct announcer: BULLLLLSHIT COMBOOOO
me: come on
killer instinct announcer: BULLLLLSHIT COMBOOOO
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watched wicked 2 and its good but i forgot while watching that it's wizard of oz fanfiction until like halfway through when it reminded me.
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
watched wicked 2 and its good but i forgot while watching that it's wizard of oz fanfiction until like halfway through when it reminded me.
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Final post before eep
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Final post before eep
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the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
January 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
We need to warn markiplier!
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
We need to warn markiplier!
That was obviously a different but similar ship that was only a space ship and couldn't turn into a cute girl. It's all there in the lore.
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
That was obviously a different but similar ship that was only a space ship and couldn't turn into a cute girl. It's all there in the lore.
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using or2 and not orz so you know that I got a fat ass
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
using or2 and not orz so you know that I got a fat ass
Me: we still good for drinks at 5 tonight?
Media Analysis Friend: While many believe that I will be there, so far it is still a fan theory & we can’t just decide this is true based on evidence shown by texts & conversations.
Me: definitive answer please
MAF: “drinks at 5” or DA5 as fans call it-
Media Analysis Friend: While many believe that I will be there, so far it is still a fan theory & we can’t just decide this is true based on evidence shown by texts & conversations.
Me: definitive answer please
MAF: “drinks at 5” or DA5 as fans call it-
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Me: we still good for drinks at 5 tonight?
Media Analysis Friend: While many believe that I will be there, so far it is still a fan theory & we can’t just decide this is true based on evidence shown by texts & conversations.
Me: definitive answer please
MAF: “drinks at 5” or DA5 as fans call it-
Media Analysis Friend: While many believe that I will be there, so far it is still a fan theory & we can’t just decide this is true based on evidence shown by texts & conversations.
Me: definitive answer please
MAF: “drinks at 5” or DA5 as fans call it-
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my favorite mtg rule
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
my favorite mtg rule
The crowd breathes a sigh of relief as the fog machines shoot out white smoke, signalling the cardinals have made their decision on where to go after the rave tonight.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The crowd breathes a sigh of relief as the fog machines shoot out white smoke, signalling the cardinals have made their decision on where to go after the rave tonight.
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Gmail users!!
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Gmail users!!
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Manga panel that makes me so jealous i start crying blood.
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Manga panel that makes me so jealous i start crying blood.
Can’t believe she’s gotta work on Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Can’t believe she’s gotta work on Christmas.