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![jumpmaster (we going to islam) • Jan 4, 2016
*sitting on couch w date*
her: so the mom is not in ur lives at all?
me: no
*my 5yr old son walks to fridge w no clothes on n sighs*
[replying]
jumpmaster (we going to islam)
@bloach
*making out later in evenin*
her: we shouldnt, ur son is still up
me: he'll b asleep soon
(heard in distance) damn this pepsi strong as fuck
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good. I'm not the only one suffering
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
good. I'm not the only one suffering
slam in the back of my dragula
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
slam in the back of my dragula
I'm no expert but I can confirm that this is absolutely the case
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I'm no expert but I can confirm that this is absolutely the case
such a goth-looking bee
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
such a goth-looking bee
further guitar opinion: the subtle asymmetry of SGs is Bad, but the pronounced asymmetry or complete symmetry of the copies are also Bad. it's a no-win situation
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
further guitar opinion: the subtle asymmetry of SGs is Bad, but the pronounced asymmetry or complete symmetry of the copies are also Bad. it's a no-win situation
Bigfoot has no witnesses to his alibi, so it could be Bigfoot, imo
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Bigfoot has no witnesses to his alibi, so it could be Bigfoot, imo
you love to see it
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
you love to see it
*taps the sign*
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
*taps the sign*
classic david
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
classic david
all you need to do to make a sandwich like that is to stack ingredients. he even screwed up that.
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
all you need to do to make a sandwich like that is to stack ingredients. he even screwed up that.
on one hand, if she appears at my bedside, I can boop her nose in person, on the other hand, I'd miss out on a chance to say good night Rosie
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
on one hand, if she appears at my bedside, I can boop her nose in person, on the other hand, I'd miss out on a chance to say good night Rosie
also ugly: off-white guitars with white pickguards/knobs/pick-up bobbin covers.
beautiful: off-white with tortoiseshell pickguards
beautiful: off-white with tortoiseshell pickguards
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
also ugly: off-white guitars with white pickguards/knobs/pick-up bobbin covers.
beautiful: off-white with tortoiseshell pickguards
beautiful: off-white with tortoiseshell pickguards
warsofsky is a coward for putting 3rd and 4th liners out on the power play instead of going for the conversion
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
warsofsky is a coward for putting 3rd and 4th liners out on the power play instead of going for the conversion