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bezzerkker from twitter
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part-time sharks fan, part-time muppet, all-time great
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one time a guy told me about his friend who died in a bicycle accident, and the guy said he died doing what he loved. I guess the guy loved being in bike accidents.
If someone were to say of you, "They died doing what they loved," how did you die?
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April 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
*extremely duran duran girls on film voice* hot dog buns
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
just the worst commissioner
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
who up pauling with they blart?
i blart myself today
to see if i still paul
i focus on the cop
he works down at the mall
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The trade is
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
revolutionizing the baking/cooking industry by inventing an apron with a hood
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
goalies should serve their own penalties, imo
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Hi #kidlitartpostcard day!
I'm a cartoonist/illustrator looking for spot/interior work for early reader and middle grade books, as well as middle grade covers. I'd love to work on an early reader GN. I'm also looking for an agent. Open for 2026.
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November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Touchdown
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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john fucking klingberg
July 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
mackling celebrini won't stop mackling
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Philipp Kurashev has too many p's in his name
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
achieving mental health by mindfully eating a hot pocket
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I did something similar to tom brady (cloned my hog)
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
mods are asleep. post tbblobnoern
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I vorted
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
voting like an embarrassed millionaire because of a humiliation fetish
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
shout out to height. you could end with -th like depth and width but stuck to your guns and I respect that
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
damn dickinson
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
jerf!
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I don't really know what I'm talking about, but I haven't liked Orlov on the power play. Continuing to put him there feels like square pegging a round hole.
November 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
as always, the red wings' whites versus the sharks' teal is the best color match up in the league
November 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
dodgers have a pretty good record in november
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM