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If someone were to say of you, "They died doing what they loved," how did you die?
one time a guy told me about his friend who died in a bicycle accident, and the guy said he died doing what he loved. I guess the guy loved being in bike accidents.
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![jumpmaster (we going to islam) • Jan 4, 2016
*sitting on couch w date*
her: so the mom is not in ur lives at all?
me: no
*my 5yr old son walks to fridge w no clothes on n sighs*
[replying]
jumpmaster (we going to islam)
@bloach
*making out later in evenin*
her: we shouldnt, ur son is still up
me: he'll b asleep soon
(heard in distance) damn this pepsi strong as fuck
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*extremely duran duran girls on film voice* hot dog buns
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
*extremely duran duran girls on film voice* hot dog buns
just the worst commissioner
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
just the worst commissioner
who up pauling with they blart?
i blart myself today
to see if i still paul
i focus on the cop
he works down at the mall
to see if i still paul
i focus on the cop
he works down at the mall
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
who up pauling with they blart?
The trade is
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
The trade is
revolutionizing the baking/cooking industry by inventing an apron with a hood
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
revolutionizing the baking/cooking industry by inventing an apron with a hood
goalies should serve their own penalties, imo
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
goalies should serve their own penalties, imo
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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Hi #kidlitartpostcard day!
I'm a cartoonist/illustrator looking for spot/interior work for early reader and middle grade books, as well as middle grade covers. I'd love to work on an early reader GN. I'm also looking for an agent. Open for 2026.
🌐 dhoover.art
📷 instagram.com/dhooverart
I'm a cartoonist/illustrator looking for spot/interior work for early reader and middle grade books, as well as middle grade covers. I'd love to work on an early reader GN. I'm also looking for an agent. Open for 2026.
🌐 dhoover.art
📷 instagram.com/dhooverart
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hi #kidlitartpostcard day!
I'm a cartoonist/illustrator looking for spot/interior work for early reader and middle grade books, as well as middle grade covers. I'd love to work on an early reader GN. I'm also looking for an agent. Open for 2026.
🌐 dhoover.art
📷 instagram.com/dhooverart
I'm a cartoonist/illustrator looking for spot/interior work for early reader and middle grade books, as well as middle grade covers. I'd love to work on an early reader GN. I'm also looking for an agent. Open for 2026.
🌐 dhoover.art
📷 instagram.com/dhooverart
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john fucking klingberg
July 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
john fucking klingberg
mackling celebrini won't stop mackling
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
mackling celebrini won't stop mackling
Philipp Kurashev has too many p's in his name
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Philipp Kurashev has too many p's in his name
achieving mental health by mindfully eating a hot pocket
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
achieving mental health by mindfully eating a hot pocket
I did something similar to tom brady (cloned my hog)
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I did something similar to tom brady (cloned my hog)
mods are asleep. post tbblobnoern
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
mods are asleep. post tbblobnoern
voting like an embarrassed millionaire because of a humiliation fetish
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
voting like an embarrassed millionaire because of a humiliation fetish
shout out to height. you could end with -th like depth and width but stuck to your guns and I respect that
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
shout out to height. you could end with -th like depth and width but stuck to your guns and I respect that
damn dickinson
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
damn dickinson
I don't really know what I'm talking about, but I haven't liked Orlov on the power play. Continuing to put him there feels like square pegging a round hole.
November 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I don't really know what I'm talking about, but I haven't liked Orlov on the power play. Continuing to put him there feels like square pegging a round hole.
as always, the red wings' whites versus the sharks' teal is the best color match up in the league
November 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
as always, the red wings' whites versus the sharks' teal is the best color match up in the league
dodgers have a pretty good record in november
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
dodgers have a pretty good record in november