I’ve seen children walking through haunted houses react more calmly than ice agents.
January 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I’ve seen children walking through haunted houses react more calmly than ice agents.
Uh, no.
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
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November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Uh, no.
This list has to be a joke. I mean, what?
When I saw The Jerk at 92 I knew trouble was ahead.
When I saw The Jerk at 92 I knew trouble was ahead.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This list has to be a joke. I mean, what?
When I saw The Jerk at 92 I knew trouble was ahead.
When I saw The Jerk at 92 I knew trouble was ahead.
Please fuck off today and tomorrow.
Former Mayor Rahm Emanuel said Thursday a decision on whether to pursue the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination comes down to whether he thinks he can meet “both the challenge and the promise of tomorrow” and execute on it.
Rahm Emanuel points to record, trust with Republicans as he considers presidential bid
Former Chicago mayor and Japan ambassador Rahm Emanuel said at a City Club of Chicago luncheon he needs to have something unique to say and know he can execute on it to run for president.
trib.al
October 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Please fuck off today and tomorrow.
I don’t think “No Kings, No Paychecks” is the clever slogan they think it is.
October 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I don’t think “No Kings, No Paychecks” is the clever slogan they think it is.
the dude never missed. just a crushing loss.
October 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
the dude never missed. just a crushing loss.
Went to the VFW last night, when I said you can’t spell veterans without trans, one old timer got so mad he turned red and shit his pants.
September 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Went to the VFW last night, when I said you can’t spell veterans without trans, one old timer got so mad he turned red and shit his pants.
season’s too long!
FROM SHAMS:
Indiana Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton is believed to have suffered a strained right calf and will undergo an MRI to determine the severity of the strain, sources tell ESPN.
Indiana Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton is believed to have suffered a strained right calf and will undergo an MRI to determine the severity of the strain, sources tell ESPN.
June 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
season’s too long!
Gotta keep trying til one of them loves you.
Broligarch Elon Musk and his Neuralink employee Shivon Zilis announced they had their fourth child together. Their son, named Seldon Lycurgus, is believed to be Musk’s 14th child.
Elon Musk Has Welcomed Yet Another Baby With Shivon Zilis
Broligarch Elon Musk and his Neuralink employee Shivon Zilis announced they had their fourth child together. Their son, named Seldon Lycurgus, is believed to be Musk’s 14th child.
www.thecut.com
March 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Gotta keep trying til one of them loves you.
Dang, they got morrissey handing out Oscars now
March 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Dang, they got morrissey handing out Oscars now
Jeff Bezos just announced that the WaPo opinion page will focus largely on promoting that being BALD IS SEXY.
February 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Jeff Bezos just announced that the WaPo opinion page will focus largely on promoting that being BALD IS SEXY.
omg, hearing the whole super dome sing a minor was incredible.
all timer half timer.
all timer half timer.
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
omg, hearing the whole super dome sing a minor was incredible.
all timer half timer.
all timer half timer.
it is NEVER quarter zip time
buddy, it's quarter zip time
January 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
it is NEVER quarter zip time
hey!
both things are bad!
it’s not misdirection!
they’re both bad!
more than one thing can be bad!
we can fight both!
both things are bad!
it’s not misdirection!
they’re both bad!
more than one thing can be bad!
we can fight both!
Rep. Sarah McBride:
"When they're going after trans people, with their right hand they're picking the pocket of American workers, they're fleecing seniors, they're undermining unions. And this is all part of that politics of misdirection and distraction and division."
NAILED IT!
🔥
"When they're going after trans people, with their right hand they're picking the pocket of American workers, they're fleecing seniors, they're undermining unions. And this is all part of that politics of misdirection and distraction and division."
NAILED IT!
🔥
January 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
hey!
both things are bad!
it’s not misdirection!
they’re both bad!
more than one thing can be bad!
we can fight both!
both things are bad!
it’s not misdirection!
they’re both bad!
more than one thing can be bad!
we can fight both!
Me: Good morning! Have a cup of this piping hot, sludgy-looking brown liquid. It will make you incredibly anxious + worried. And so so jittery!
Also me: don’t mind if I do!
Also me: don’t mind if I do!
January 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Me: Good morning! Have a cup of this piping hot, sludgy-looking brown liquid. It will make you incredibly anxious + worried. And so so jittery!
Also me: don’t mind if I do!
Also me: don’t mind if I do!
hold up…
if you’re labeling anti-fascists as domestic terrorists…
doesn’t that make you a…
fascist?
🤔
if you’re labeling anti-fascists as domestic terrorists…
doesn’t that make you a…
fascist?
🤔
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
hold up…
if you’re labeling anti-fascists as domestic terrorists…
doesn’t that make you a…
fascist?
🤔
if you’re labeling anti-fascists as domestic terrorists…
doesn’t that make you a…
fascist?
🤔
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Why are there teams like the Kansas City Chiefs?
January 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Why are there teams like the Kansas City Chiefs?