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Brandon Gussoni
@bgussoni.bsky.social
trying to leave this place better than I found it
You guys mind if I oxygenate my blood outside my body today?
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
All week I’ve been talking about how much water the tree we got has been drinking. “I filled it 3 times today hun!!” And last night I woke up in a cold sweat realizing I forgot to fill it up before I went upstairs.

Just put me out of my misery and put me in an old folks home.
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
playing for pierre
youtu.be/WaKIX6oaSLs
Alice's Restaurant Massacree
YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Time to break out the turkey cannon for the annual blast across the Delaware River
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Adding ‘Unrelated, we must still terminate the Filibuster!’ to my email signature
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Made my nanas cheesecake to bring to a dinner last night and I may have to start a new business. Had us all hootin & hollerin. Nana would be chill about the stolen cooking valor.
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Halloween costume really coming together
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I don’t want to alarm anyone but they have a delightful version of the spaghett at Bomb Bomb with peroni & Campari

Cc: @amyleighp.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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sometimes i will look at a person's followers list and immediately know they are from philly
October 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This is trumps fault for not banning tik tok
October 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
phils tonight,
October 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
aj brown with his first catch of the half with less than 2 min to go, are the eagles in turmoil? tough to say
September 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
over here googling who owns action news
September 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
go phils
September 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i love that kruk doesn't know about agita
September 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
lfg, #1 soccer boy here
September 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Honestly impressed with how little work I plan on completing today
September 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hate this so much
September 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
thinkin about Thursday Beers
September 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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September 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
stopping by to say that the Golden Bachelor episode of Its Always Sunny is one of the funniest things i've ever watched and Danny Devito is a treasure that should be protected at all costs.
August 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I would do unspeakable things to get the recipe for this crema from el jarocho. Id drink it if socially acceptable
August 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
9 years ago already, I was a taco eating machine that day.
August 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM