it's maddening that so many terrible things from the past decade stem from a secret cabal of elite pedophiles that pushed the narrative there was a different secret cabal of elite pedophiles posing the real danger

In other words: there's growing evidence not only that precipitation extremes will increase (in general) due to climate change--but also that the most intense, rarest, & most dangerous rain events will increase faster than more "moderate" extremes. That's...not great!