vestibular bulb
@bigcuntyfemme.bsky.social
Baltimore 33 she/they
Polyamorous, Queer, MILF
What are you doing in my swamp?
Polyamorous, Queer, MILF
What are you doing in my swamp?
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November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Why'd they have to go and make Frankenstein's monster so hot? So sensitive? So.... Tall? And lean? 😳
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Why'd they have to go and make Frankenstein's monster so hot? So sensitive? So.... Tall? And lean? 😳
Me to my partner: "I'm gonna fucking ROAST you today in couple's therapy, I hope you're ready.
Partner: *looks up from his phone while looking up 'what are woolly worms'*
Partner: *looks up from his phone while looking up 'what are woolly worms'*
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Me to my partner: "I'm gonna fucking ROAST you today in couple's therapy, I hope you're ready.
Partner: *looks up from his phone while looking up 'what are woolly worms'*
Partner: *looks up from his phone while looking up 'what are woolly worms'*
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recession indicator
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
recession indicator
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Somebody yelled out their car window "what up polyamory" while my partner, her date and I were locking up our bikes. No idea who it was but they clocked us
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Somebody yelled out their car window "what up polyamory" while my partner, her date and I were locking up our bikes. No idea who it was but they clocked us
Is it wrong that sometimes I feel like I'd rather KMS than have a full-time job in an office again?
October 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Is it wrong that sometimes I feel like I'd rather KMS than have a full-time job in an office again?
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the correct answer is "i want ripley AND the xenomorph" btw
September 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
the correct answer is "i want ripley AND the xenomorph" btw
I wanna be good at Hollow Knight so so bad but I just. Don't. Have. The. Time.
September 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I wanna be good at Hollow Knight so so bad but I just. Don't. Have. The. Time.
Had a very long, lengthy dream last night that another couple was trying to fuck my partner and I and we never got around to actually doing it cause we spent far too long looking for a "doing it" spot
September 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Had a very long, lengthy dream last night that another couple was trying to fuck my partner and I and we never got around to actually doing it cause we spent far too long looking for a "doing it" spot
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I do not want to wear a weighted vest. I do not want to cold plunge. I want to be left alone with a book and a blanket and my human rights in tact
August 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I do not want to wear a weighted vest. I do not want to cold plunge. I want to be left alone with a book and a blanket and my human rights in tact
Jesus can always reject his father / but he cannot escape his mother's blood / he'll scream and try to wash it off of his fingers / but he'll never escape what he's made up of
August 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Jesus can always reject his father / but he cannot escape his mother's blood / he'll scream and try to wash it off of his fingers / but he'll never escape what he's made up of
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Xenomorph doodle because the new Alien show is pretty goood
August 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Xenomorph doodle because the new Alien show is pretty goood
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listening to the new Ethel Cain album while seeing people post hole and hog. the american dream.
August 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
listening to the new Ethel Cain album while seeing people post hole and hog. the american dream.
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Thighs deserve the same level of love as ass and titties
August 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Thighs deserve the same level of love as ass and titties
To love me is to suffer meeeeeeeeee
August 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
To love me is to suffer meeeeeeeeee
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All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives
August 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives
Literally cannot apply for state student loan forgiveness because Nelnet won't provide an updated statement because I didn't "reapply" to the SAVE plan - something I knew would be done away with thanks to the current administration.
It's so great and awesome and cool to be an American rn.
It's so great and awesome and cool to be an American rn.
August 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Literally cannot apply for state student loan forgiveness because Nelnet won't provide an updated statement because I didn't "reapply" to the SAVE plan - something I knew would be done away with thanks to the current administration.
It's so great and awesome and cool to be an American rn.
It's so great and awesome and cool to be an American rn.
Bisexual boys with speech impediments and emotional unavailability make my clit so so hard.
Lacks self-awareness? Jizzing my pants.
Incredibly awkward, no game in sight? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck 🥵
Lacks self-awareness? Jizzing my pants.
Incredibly awkward, no game in sight? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck 🥵
July 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Bisexual boys with speech impediments and emotional unavailability make my clit so so hard.
Lacks self-awareness? Jizzing my pants.
Incredibly awkward, no game in sight? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck 🥵
Lacks self-awareness? Jizzing my pants.
Incredibly awkward, no game in sight? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck 🥵
I don't need therapy I need to beat my old boss's face in until his brains seep out from his eye sockets
June 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I don't need therapy I need to beat my old boss's face in until his brains seep out from his eye sockets
One time I told my therapist I loved him because he offered to write me sick notes during a time at work when my mental health was degrading and I didn't have any leave left.
And he got extremely awkward about it lol. But that to me, is what solidarity in a therapeutic relationship looks like.
And he got extremely awkward about it lol. But that to me, is what solidarity in a therapeutic relationship looks like.
June 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
One time I told my therapist I loved him because he offered to write me sick notes during a time at work when my mental health was degrading and I didn't have any leave left.
And he got extremely awkward about it lol. But that to me, is what solidarity in a therapeutic relationship looks like.
And he got extremely awkward about it lol. But that to me, is what solidarity in a therapeutic relationship looks like.
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Unclogged a super clogged toilet today, taking my plumbing knowledge to the professional level call me Mrs. Pipes
June 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Unclogged a super clogged toilet today, taking my plumbing knowledge to the professional level call me Mrs. Pipes
What I spent my entire paycheck on:
*Patreon - $10
*Gas - $50
*Dog supplies - $106
*Healthcare -$30
*Mortgage - $460
*Childcare - $384
*Toddler Toys - $103
*Cookbook - $30
*New mattress for my daughter because she had noro and puke soaked her old one - $84
*Groceries - $211
*To-go food - $142
*Patreon - $10
*Gas - $50
*Dog supplies - $106
*Healthcare -$30
*Mortgage - $460
*Childcare - $384
*Toddler Toys - $103
*Cookbook - $30
*New mattress for my daughter because she had noro and puke soaked her old one - $84
*Groceries - $211
*To-go food - $142
March 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What I spent my entire paycheck on:
*Patreon - $10
*Gas - $50
*Dog supplies - $106
*Healthcare -$30
*Mortgage - $460
*Childcare - $384
*Toddler Toys - $103
*Cookbook - $30
*New mattress for my daughter because she had noro and puke soaked her old one - $84
*Groceries - $211
*To-go food - $142
*Patreon - $10
*Gas - $50
*Dog supplies - $106
*Healthcare -$30
*Mortgage - $460
*Childcare - $384
*Toddler Toys - $103
*Cookbook - $30
*New mattress for my daughter because she had noro and puke soaked her old one - $84
*Groceries - $211
*To-go food - $142
Loyalty is a two-way street. There's no loyalty without respect. Are. You. Delusional
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March 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Loyalty is a two-way street. There's no loyalty without respect. Are. You. Delusional
????
????
Got put on a Performance Improvement Plan by a boss who pulled his pants down in front of me while I was 8 months pregnant and is now trying to teach me how to be more "professional" in the workplace.
I can't make this shit up guys.
I can't make this shit up guys.
March 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Got put on a Performance Improvement Plan by a boss who pulled his pants down in front of me while I was 8 months pregnant and is now trying to teach me how to be more "professional" in the workplace.
I can't make this shit up guys.
I can't make this shit up guys.