Not quite that, but Batushka scratches a similar itch.

“We do not need allies more devoted to order than to justice. I hear a lot of talk these days about our direct action talk alienating former friends. ... If our direct action programs alienate our friends … they never were really our friends.”
- Martin Luther King, Jr., 1964

They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.

a sandwich is a song you can eat

I was walking in my neighborhood and a four year old on a big wheel just pointed at me and said "Steve blues clues" and all my friends laughed at me.

"We have to prove we aren't violent. We have to be better." Okay show me a single instance in world history when offering no resistance to tyranny led to anything but brutal exploitation and murder.

It's only got dark sides!

In Iceland this is an option at most hot dog places and it rules!