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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 1m

been making myself laugh lately by singing Kids by MGMT in my best miss piggy voice

spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 54m

i think i might have been suffering from reverse SAD all summer. everything is still a nightmare but i feel much more invigorated now that it’s cooler out and much less inclined to lay on the floor of my living room having a panic attack

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nosé @lightblanket.bsky.social · 6d

We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 8h

clicking the learn more button so hard my arm explodes

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 21h

what is up with donkey kong's tie? a tie is an insane thing to pick as your one article of clothing

spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 22h

jeff hiller is delightful but every time i see his name i read it as jeff hitler

spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 1d

should i replay arcade spirits? it might be fun to pretend to be someone with an emotionally fulfilling job for a few hours

spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 1d

i hate when someone asks me what i want for dinner. i have never once known the answer to that question

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 1d

i am remembering that the chinese fast food place in the mall was actually a manchu wok, please adjust this skeet accordingly

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 1d

i do not want to be a teenager again but i do want to go to the mall in my hometown 20 years ago. i want to get popcorn from the gourmet popcorn place that closed in 2006 and then i want to sneak a full panda express family meal into a movie

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 2d

this couch looks delicious

Molly White @molly.wiki · 2d

biblically accurate couch

A round couch (or very large chair) in a gross burnt orange velour with like 20 small pillows arranged along the back

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 2d

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

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ceej @ceej.online · Nov 26

there’s no such thing as identical twins. that’s just one guy

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 2d

not that i'm not relieved that he's still healthy. i just would also like to be healthy

spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 2d

i have food poisoning symptoms and have been puking for like 18 hours but my partner ate all the same stuff i did this weekend and he is fine so what the hell

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 2d

imagining an alternate universe where tim burton's name is bim turton and getting really upset

spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 2d

the most important part of sex is the apology. apologies should begin during foreplay and continue well after you've finished

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 2d

everyone said i was crazy when i got my vocal cords replaced with a car horn but i saved the mayor's life when i wouldn't stop honking at that kidnapper and now i'm getting a medal

spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 2d

because jellicles can and jellicles do
jellicles do and jellicles can

spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 2d

do you guys think the new vampire the masquerade game is going to be good or is it going to suck or is it going to be like cyberpunk where it sucks when it comes out but gets good in a few years

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 2d

Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 2d

it's getting too cold to sleep with a fan on and it fills me with joy and anticipation. soon it will be time to break out the heavy blankets

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 2d

it's such a relief when people in a horror movie are garbage so you don't have to care about what happens to them. i'm watching hell house llc and i can't wait for these dorks to die

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 3d

is final fantasy 16 worth playing or will it piss me off

spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 3d

i always feel bad for the unnamed side characters in jrpgs. sometimes they luck out and get titles like Cool-Looking Guy or Tastemaker, but so often they end up with Whiny Boy or Fat-Faced Woman

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