Big Seltzer Guy
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Winner of Daytona Beach Police Department “Person of Interest” Award 2014.
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Innocently asking Danica Patrick about her favorite races and getting an unexpected, detailed, and very unwelcome reply
Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
October 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Innocently asking Danica Patrick about her favorite races and getting an unexpected, detailed, and very unwelcome reply
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Republican personal anecdotes all sound like Tracy Jordan describing his old neighborhood
MAGA with its finger on the pulse of what truly matters to Americans:
August 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Republican personal anecdotes all sound like Tracy Jordan describing his old neighborhood
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Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have
May 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have
“These kids will never grow up to be amateur pilots in dangerous conditions. They will never ride with the top down on a beautiful Dallas day.”
Does RFK Jr maybe have autism mixed up with say…. *Someone* who’s been lobotomized?
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
April 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“These kids will never grow up to be amateur pilots in dangerous conditions. They will never ride with the top down on a beautiful Dallas day.”
Does RFK Jr maybe have autism mixed up with say…. *Someone* who’s been lobotomized?
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
April 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Does RFK Jr maybe have autism mixed up with say…. *Someone* who’s been lobotomized?
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the menswear guy when a fascist dressed like a magician is mouthing off
February 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
the menswear guy when a fascist dressed like a magician is mouthing off
Sincerely think Dems should start referring to Republicans as “The giant bitch from Illinois”, “the stupid asshole from Missouri”, etc on the floor.
There it is
February 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Sincerely think Dems should start referring to Republicans as “The giant bitch from Illinois”, “the stupid asshole from Missouri”, etc on the floor.
These people should D.I.E.
January 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
These people should D.I.E.
He’s going to accidentally save democracy
January 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
He’s going to accidentally save democracy
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What are we DOING here? We're just meant to sit and act like this insane plagiarism and climate threat that requires more money than anything has ever cost is worth it? Are we meant to pretend that ChatGPT is worth this aimless, meaningless destruction of capital and our environment? For what?
Yeah I need way more money than anyone ever got before. I need it because my shit is difficult right now. But it's important in ways even I haven't been able to work out. OpenAI is a serious business. Help me. Please help me please my serious company is so good. Help me
www.cnbc.com/2024/12/27/o...
www.cnbc.com/2024/12/27/o...
December 28, 2024 at 6:47 AM
What are we DOING here? We're just meant to sit and act like this insane plagiarism and climate threat that requires more money than anything has ever cost is worth it? Are we meant to pretend that ChatGPT is worth this aimless, meaningless destruction of capital and our environment? For what?
Say what you will about Netflix, but I love when they get spendy
the presentation/staging/camerawork on that was actually better than any Super Bowl halftime show ever, how did they even do that
December 25, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Say what you will about Netflix, but I love when they get spendy