order some earplugs now (or noise canceling headphones?)

It’s cringe-comedy. Reminds me of that Stephen Merchant show from awhile back, “Hello, Ladies.”

The main character is so painfully unaware, and all the comic beats come from normal human beings trying and failing to communicate with them.

“I do not wish to be understood, which no one seems to understand.”

This is what’s missing from the book. It is a 300-page meandering navel-gaze. A Joan Didion impression from someone with nothing to say, vaguely offended that readers would *expect* her to have something to say.

Tired: blood boy
Wired: bone-juice boy

This is a quote from the cert petition, so the typo is on the folks attacking the NY policy. IMO, more embarrassing since the one place you wanna avoid typos is in the key sentence of your SUPREME COURT CERT PETITION.

It is true that New York had a religious exemption for student vaccines before 2019. But the reason lawmakers abolished that exemption was because parents began abusing it at an unprecedented scale and allegedly spurred a horrific measles epidemic. www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...

It needs a mohawked 9yo doing the macarena behind you.

When I switched home insurance recently I was able to save nearly 1k/year on home insurance by switching from one Geico subsidiary to... another Geico subsidiary. The economy makes zero sense anymore

The Pelican Solution, from the dark Julia Roberts Universe

This is one of the clearest, best-documented cases of "corrupt local leaders sell off public natural resources for personal gain" that you'll ever see printed in the news.

And somehow everybody just... missed that part?

Oh right! claude.ai/public/artif...

same but ninth grade and “betwixt”

her red ink note said “not a real word”

she wasn’t mean about it like yours was, but i will never forget