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Billy Hurley

@billyhurls.bsky.social

460 followers 220 following 360 posts

Reporter for Morning Brew/IT Brew, An Elvis impersonator once called me “neurotic.”

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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 1d

No more biopics plz, we did everybody

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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 2d

Seize the day! Or is it sieze? Seise? Forget it, goin back to bed

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The Onion @theonion.com · 3d

You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way

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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 4d

I have no problem sending texts at 630am–hey, turn off your notifications or let’s hang out.

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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 5d

A fun @billyhurls.bsky.social piece: Chuck E. Cheese's CISO dishes on what and what does not hold up in the 30-year-old movie Hackers.

www.itbrew.com/stories/2025...

How the hacks in ‘Hackers’ hold up

Including compromises of TV stations, school sprinklers, and oil tankers.

www.itbrew.com

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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 5d

Hack the planet! www.itbrew.com/stories/2025...

How the hacks in ‘Hackers’ hold up

Including compromises of TV stations, school sprinklers, and oil tankers.

www.itbrew.com

Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 5d

No one seems to be helping this teenager starting a must-win in Yankee Stadium

Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 5d

When I wish this game started

Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 6d

Crazy that you can just steal a base.

Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 7d

Quest Diagnostics always needs 63 bucks

Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 7d

Dugouts should have an air fryer if everybody’s gonna wear oven mitts

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 8d

Cade Smith became the closer for the Guardians after he took over for Clase, who--

Sorry, we're interrupting the reason why Cade took over for Clase for this word from FanDuel.

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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 8d

I like that the first-impression rose arrives on a tray like you just got the check at Chili’s.

Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 9d

No show eats its own vom like Big Brother.

Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 14d

The thing about the rapture is if you don’t get picked, you still get a lotta free stuff.

Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 15d

One way to not get me to watch a show: Call it TASK

Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 17d

Big Brother is the only show where no one knows when it’s on.

They’re literally like “We’ll let you know, omg, things have been really crazy lately. Can you do 10?”

Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 18d

I have whatever it’s called where you always eat something right after you brush your teeth

Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 21d

Whenever I ruin a rehearsal dinner, I try to remember that it’s just practice

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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 21d

I’ve never won a raffle. What is it like?

Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 21d

Gonna start an Internet that’s just me and a couple other ppl

Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 21d

I’m not very good at basketball but I can def beat any of the ppl playing pickup in prescription-drug commercials.

Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 22d

The Emmys should give an award for Best Show While You Eat That Requires No Brainpower

Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 25d

**lights up a cigar from behind a desk**

“How ya doin, kid? The name’s Dean…”

Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 29d

You don’t have to triple-wash my lettuce. Double is fine, I’m pretty chill