Bioscotto
@bioscotto.bsky.social
Father, husband 🏳️🌈. Lover of all things theme park. Cruise aficionado. STEM junkie. GIF connoisseur. You know - general nerd 🤓 vibes…
Today, a person on a Zoom call told me I was Toby Jones’ doppelgänger….i don’t see it…at all…
a man in a suit and tie is covering his mouth with his hands .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is covering his mouth with his hands .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Today, a person on a Zoom call told me I was Toby Jones’ doppelgänger….i don’t see it…at all…
Oooo, fun!
BREAKING: Epic Universe started testing new projections late last night for the park’s fountain show effects. Projections included various things related to each of the worlds. We don’t know yet if this could be for the existing nightly fountain show or something new.
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Oooo, fun!
….I have a problem…lol
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
….I have a problem…lol
Glad to see at least Chappell Roan broke through my obsession…lol
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Glad to see at least Chappell Roan broke through my obsession…lol
Come - sit by the fire…ignore those screams from the catacom….i mean basement….
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Come - sit by the fire…ignore those screams from the catacom….i mean basement….
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Just added a big ole batch of bats to my shop and my sale is still going on for another week! Please share with friends and loved ones!
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wertle.bigcartel.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Just added a big ole batch of bats to my shop and my sale is still going on for another week! Please share with friends and loved ones!
wertle.bigcartel.com
wertle.bigcartel.com
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One of my favorite #LayoutTuesday comparisons – the before-and-after of JAWS at Universal Studios Florida becoming The Wizarding World of Harry Potter: Diagon Alley.
See them overlaid at parklore.com/main/then-now! And join for $2/month to support ad-free theme park storytelling!
See them overlaid at parklore.com/main/then-now! And join for $2/month to support ad-free theme park storytelling!
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
One of my favorite #LayoutTuesday comparisons – the before-and-after of JAWS at Universal Studios Florida becoming The Wizarding World of Harry Potter: Diagon Alley.
See them overlaid at parklore.com/main/then-now! And join for $2/month to support ad-free theme park storytelling!
See them overlaid at parklore.com/main/then-now! And join for $2/month to support ad-free theme park storytelling!
Sometimes, puppies are princesses
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Sometimes, puppies are princesses
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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It's the LAST DAY to save 30% on our Epic Universe souvenir guide — 64 pages of hidden details, backstage interviews, and professional photography.
It's the perfect stocking stuffer for a theme park fan.
Use code BF2025 at check-out for 30% off: buff.ly/d7ytcH9
It's the perfect stocking stuffer for a theme park fan.
Use code BF2025 at check-out for 30% off: buff.ly/d7ytcH9
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's the LAST DAY to save 30% on our Epic Universe souvenir guide — 64 pages of hidden details, backstage interviews, and professional photography.
It's the perfect stocking stuffer for a theme park fan.
Use code BF2025 at check-out for 30% off: buff.ly/d7ytcH9
It's the perfect stocking stuffer for a theme park fan.
Use code BF2025 at check-out for 30% off: buff.ly/d7ytcH9
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December 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Anyone need some bathroom fixtures?
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Anyone need some bathroom fixtures?
Want! Release all Celestial Park music 🎶 including holiday mixes now!!
Snippet of music. This area usually plays a synth heavy loop. Now, holiday bells
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Want! Release all Celestial Park music 🎶 including holiday mixes now!!
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LAST DAY! Donate if you can or at least share the post below and thank you!!
Final day of Disney Fans for good, a fundraiser for the 2nd harvest Food bank of OC which supports CM’s,hospitality, community, & more. With layoffs,hours reduced, inflation,& climate: Need is high! Every size donation counts ! Can’t donate? Please Share🙏
together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...
together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
LAST DAY! Donate if you can or at least share the post below and thank you!!
Hanukkah Bush - with our cruise fleet and some of the newer theme park ornaments :)
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hanukkah Bush - with our cruise fleet and some of the newer theme park ornaments :)
I had to check my sources…but the answer to how many amazing animatronics there are in Monsters Unchained is 15…which is amazing! Additionally, two limited motion figures - and then 5 static figures…some of those on sticks with lighting effects! A tour de force well deserving of the awards here!
The TURKEYS ADDENDUM is here and it looks at how this year’s artwork came together and explains every single reference in @briancooperart.bsky.social’s straight up E-Ticket masterpiece.
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I had to check my sources…but the answer to how many amazing animatronics there are in Monsters Unchained is 15…which is amazing! Additionally, two limited motion figures - and then 5 static figures…some of those on sticks with lighting effects! A tour de force well deserving of the awards here!
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The TURKEYS ADDENDUM is here and it looks at how this year’s artwork came together and explains every single reference in @briancooperart.bsky.social’s straight up E-Ticket masterpiece.
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The TURKEYS ADDENDUM is here and it looks at how this year’s artwork came together and explains every single reference in @briancooperart.bsky.social’s straight up E-Ticket masterpiece.
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
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Final day of Disney Fans for good, a fundraiser for the 2nd harvest Food bank of OC which supports CM’s,hospitality, community, & more. With layoffs,hours reduced, inflation,& climate: Need is high! Every size donation counts ! Can’t donate? Please Share🙏
together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...
together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Final day of Disney Fans for good, a fundraiser for the 2nd harvest Food bank of OC which supports CM’s,hospitality, community, & more. With layoffs,hours reduced, inflation,& climate: Need is high! Every size donation counts ! Can’t donate? Please Share🙏
together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...
together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...
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If you're doing any small business shopping this weekend, consider becoming a supporting Member of Park Lore for even $2/month.
It's a great way to support the kind of theme park art & storytelling (with no ads or clickbait) that we all say we want more of! Join at parklore.com/join!
It's a great way to support the kind of theme park art & storytelling (with no ads or clickbait) that we all say we want more of! Join at parklore.com/join!
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you're doing any small business shopping this weekend, consider becoming a supporting Member of Park Lore for even $2/month.
It's a great way to support the kind of theme park art & storytelling (with no ads or clickbait) that we all say we want more of! Join at parklore.com/join!
It's a great way to support the kind of theme park art & storytelling (with no ads or clickbait) that we all say we want more of! Join at parklore.com/join!
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I do this for you. And me, mostly
The Mariah Carey THEMED CHRISTMAS BAR Rules
YouTube video by Kev Kage Needs a Life
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November 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I do this for you. And me, mostly
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Reminder that we will be back tomorrow morning with the TURKEYS ADDENDUM that looks at the process of how this year's art came together along with an explanation of every single detail/Easter Egg in the art itself.
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Reminder that we will be back tomorrow morning with the TURKEYS ADDENDUM that looks at the process of how this year's art came together along with an explanation of every single detail/Easter Egg in the art itself.
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NEW: The 12th annual Theme Park Turkey of the Year Awards are here!
We look back at the wildest stories from the past year: The Paddlefish robbery, AI slop, pizza box drama, EPCOT lighting issues, Schmoofy finally getting his "boneless waffle" in & MORE!
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
We look back at the wildest stories from the past year: The Paddlefish robbery, AI slop, pizza box drama, EPCOT lighting issues, Schmoofy finally getting his "boneless waffle" in & MORE!
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
SATURDAY SIX Presents: The 2025 Theme Park Turkeys, a Look Back at the CRAZIEST Theme Park Stories of the Year! | TouringPlans.com Blog
This week’s SATURDAY SIX is an annual tradition like no other, as we proudly present the 12th Annual Theme Park Turkeys
touringplans.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Ready to hang the newest ornament :)
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ready to hang the newest ornament :)
A week later, time for some Epic Universe thoughts on the second visit - a thread 🧵:
1. I didn’t set foot in Super Nintendo World and it was fabulous. I’m not a huge Nintendo fan anyway, so avoiding the crowds, the heat, and the STAIRS was a perfect choice for a stress free day on my end :)
1. I didn’t set foot in Super Nintendo World and it was fabulous. I’m not a huge Nintendo fan anyway, so avoiding the crowds, the heat, and the STAIRS was a perfect choice for a stress free day on my end :)
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
A week later, time for some Epic Universe thoughts on the second visit - a thread 🧵:
1. I didn’t set foot in Super Nintendo World and it was fabulous. I’m not a huge Nintendo fan anyway, so avoiding the crowds, the heat, and the STAIRS was a perfect choice for a stress free day on my end :)
1. I didn’t set foot in Super Nintendo World and it was fabulous. I’m not a huge Nintendo fan anyway, so avoiding the crowds, the heat, and the STAIRS was a perfect choice for a stress free day on my end :)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Pentatonix
Cher
Cyndi Lauper
A perfect circle
Jewel
Honorable mention: Reba McEntire
Pentatonix
Cher
Cyndi Lauper
A perfect circle
Jewel
Honorable mention: Reba McEntire
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Rush
Hans Zimmer Live
Boston Symphony Orchestra
Count Basie Orchestra
Van Halen
Rush
Hans Zimmer Live
Boston Symphony Orchestra
Count Basie Orchestra
Van Halen
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Sting
Madonna
Aerosmith
Barenaked Ladies
The Tragically Hip
Sting
Madonna
Aerosmith
Barenaked Ladies
The Tragically Hip
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Pentatonix
Cher
Cyndi Lauper
A perfect circle
Jewel
Honorable mention: Reba McEntire
Pentatonix
Cher
Cyndi Lauper
A perfect circle
Jewel
Honorable mention: Reba McEntire