Kev Kage
@kevkage.bsky.social
enjoyer of themed experiences, in spite of how embarrassing that sounds
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If anyone has a direct line to Mick Foley, I've got a great Christmas screenplay I think he would absolutely ADORE
December 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If anyone has a direct line to Mick Foley, I've got a great Christmas screenplay I think he would absolutely ADORE
In bad times, look for the helpers
Jets head coach Aaron Glenn announced that he has fired defensive coordinator Steve Wilks.
Chris Harris has been named as the interim DC.
Chris Harris has been named as the interim DC.
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
In bad times, look for the helpers
I actually think you’re in the majority! But walking around tediously getting coins scratches an obsessive itch for me. After today I’m ranked 799th overall in Hollywood and it’s totally NOT a big deal
Honestly Any version of Super Nintendo World gets old for me. But I am probably in the minority.
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I actually think you’re in the majority! But walking around tediously getting coins scratches an obsessive itch for me. After today I’m ranked 799th overall in Hollywood and it’s totally NOT a big deal
Adorable. Tipsy and cute is an S Tier description. Mine is usually “disconcerting and small” which @sjlem.me can attest to
We battled the insane crowds for fireworks only for them to be cancelled so we stayed for snowfall, took some selfies around the park and rode Storybook. Got to meet and tipsy and cute @jakefozio.dissky.com which was great. Luckily he grabbed a photo as I forgot.
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Adorable. Tipsy and cute is an S Tier description. Mine is usually “disconcerting and small” which @sjlem.me can attest to
Being half in the bag in a mostly empty Super Nintendo World surprisingly never gets old
December 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Being half in the bag in a mostly empty Super Nintendo World surprisingly never gets old
They just ran a Hollywood Drift test with the lights of the cars on and my natural reaction was screaming “OH SHIT”
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
They just ran a Hollywood Drift test with the lights of the cars on and my natural reaction was screaming “OH SHIT”
In line for Grinch meet and greet in the passholder section. VIP tours keep coming up. Grinch goes “these people are cutting you because they’re rich! You have to wait because you’re poor! On 3, boo them!” Amazing
December 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
In line for Grinch meet and greet in the passholder section. VIP tours keep coming up. Grinch goes “these people are cutting you because they’re rich! You have to wait because you’re poor! On 3, boo them!” Amazing
From my handful of interactions with John Cena I’d describe him as insanely committed to his spot, incredibly shrewd with business, always on, and a nice guy even when no one’s looking. He had to rebuild a company from the ground up by himself with none of the love. Glad he finally got his flowers 🫡
December 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
From my handful of interactions with John Cena I’d describe him as insanely committed to his spot, incredibly shrewd with business, always on, and a nice guy even when no one’s looking. He had to rebuild a company from the ground up by himself with none of the love. Glad he finally got his flowers 🫡
My kid’s packing list for a day at Universal
(Might seem like she’s spoiled but the majority of this was purchased for 70-90% off on clearance racks)
(Might seem like she’s spoiled but the majority of this was purchased for 70-90% off on clearance racks)
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
My kid’s packing list for a day at Universal
(Might seem like she’s spoiled but the majority of this was purchased for 70-90% off on clearance racks)
(Might seem like she’s spoiled but the majority of this was purchased for 70-90% off on clearance racks)
I am also out
Tyrod Taylor and Justin Fields are both officially out for the Jets this week.
Another week of Brady Cook for New York.
Another week of Brady Cook for New York.
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I am also out
oh it’s not on switch? PASS
Is Clair Obscur good because I can’t get past the name
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
oh it’s not on switch? PASS
Is Clair Obscur good because I can’t get past the name
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Is Clair Obscur good because I can’t get past the name
this disney/sora partnership is huge news for tumblr
December 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
this disney/sora partnership is huge news for tumblr
create a video where mickey farts and stitch says "stinky!" in 3d graphics style and then pregnant elsa walks in and says "let it blow" and they all fart
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
create a video where mickey farts and stitch says "stinky!" in 3d graphics style and then pregnant elsa walks in and says "let it blow" and they all fart
old and busted: investing a billion dollars in the tech of tomorrow
new hotness: investing a billion dollars in the tomorrowland of now
new hotness: investing a billion dollars in the tomorrowland of now
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
old and busted: investing a billion dollars in the tech of tomorrow
new hotness: investing a billion dollars in the tomorrowland of now
new hotness: investing a billion dollars in the tomorrowland of now
As someone who frequently gets served Sora videos of the Crocodile Hunter fighting animals in a WWE Cage Match, I celebrate welcoming beloved Disney Marvel and Pixar characters into the mix
December 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
As someone who frequently gets served Sora videos of the Crocodile Hunter fighting animals in a WWE Cage Match, I celebrate welcoming beloved Disney Marvel and Pixar characters into the mix
This is great! You did the ol’ prospector proud!
Knott's Berry Farm art for a change. Far from perfect, Roughly an hour was spent on this. Still, Hoping I did Whittles justice! #fanart #KnottsBerryFarm #Whittles
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This is great! You did the ol’ prospector proud!
My toxic trait is the chuckles I get from riling up the Disneyland subreddit
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My toxic trait is the chuckles I get from riling up the Disneyland subreddit
I am absolutely delighted to welcome Edwin Diaz to LA!
*trumpet trumpet trumpet*
*trumpet trumpet trumpet*
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I am absolutely delighted to welcome Edwin Diaz to LA!
*trumpet trumpet trumpet*
*trumpet trumpet trumpet*
Left parade early, got Whamageddoned by a queueing float. I think this the longest I’ve ever made it
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Left parade early, got Whamageddoned by a queueing float. I think this the longest I’ve ever made it
An Autopia car just drove down the street with Bob Gurr in a firetruck behind it. In hindsight I should’ve snapped a pic
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
An Autopia car just drove down the street with Bob Gurr in a firetruck behind it. In hindsight I should’ve snapped a pic
We’re all trying to find the guy who did this
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
We’re all trying to find the guy who did this