birdnerd275
@birdnerd275.bsky.social
i like birds and vidya and manga
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pokemon concept: human-like egg group pokemon who adapted to avoiding capture by using sticks to bat pokeballs away like a baseball
January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
pokemon concept: human-like egg group pokemon who adapted to avoiding capture by using sticks to bat pokeballs away like a baseball
normally i think using old timey expressions conversationally is corny but i think we need to bring back “zounds” as an exclamation
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
normally i think using old timey expressions conversationally is corny but i think we need to bring back “zounds” as an exclamation
if i had a house i’d put a manger scene in my yard with an adult sized santa in the crib and a sign that says “this is what i believe in. does that offend you? TOO BAD” and also i’d do this in the middle of july
January 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
if i had a house i’d put a manger scene in my yard with an adult sized santa in the crib and a sign that says “this is what i believe in. does that offend you? TOO BAD” and also i’d do this in the middle of july
tonight’s discovery: cream cheese bake potato GOOD
January 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
tonight’s discovery: cream cheese bake potato GOOD
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Vaughan Flex-Tred garden tractor.
January 7, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Vaughan Flex-Tred garden tractor.
fighting back against SMS scammers by constantly texting them “*hurts you* *beats you up* **KILLS you*”
January 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
fighting back against SMS scammers by constantly texting them “*hurts you* *beats you up* **KILLS you*”
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i think we should be slut shaming male birds with colorful breeding plumage and displays. keep that shit indoors dude there could be children watching
January 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
i think we should be slut shaming male birds with colorful breeding plumage and displays. keep that shit indoors dude there could be children watching
started putting maple syrup in my overnight oats and it’s extra 50 calories but it’s so god damn worth it
January 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
started putting maple syrup in my overnight oats and it’s extra 50 calories but it’s so god damn worth it
i have a personal beef with whichever dude at gamefreak decided to give archen/archeops a unique ability that’s basically just “fuck this guy in particular”
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 PM
i have a personal beef with whichever dude at gamefreak decided to give archen/archeops a unique ability that’s basically just “fuck this guy in particular”
sat outside the elevated hooters for half an hour to catch this fucker
January 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
sat outside the elevated hooters for half an hour to catch this fucker
you know…think it might finally be time to retire these desert boots….
January 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
you know…think it might finally be time to retire these desert boots….
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here’s a pic of me with my stupid hat at the city of rocks
January 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
here’s a pic of me with my stupid hat at the city of rocks
oh my god they’re using jizz to tell tits apart in my wholesome birdwatching manga noooo
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
oh my god they’re using jizz to tell tits apart in my wholesome birdwatching manga noooo
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the sims, official website (2003) web.archive.org/web/20031015...
December 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
the sims, official website (2003) web.archive.org/web/20031015...
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CIA Installs New Frontman When Punk Band Becomes Too Political
thehardtimes.net/music/cia-in...
thehardtimes.net/music/cia-in...
CIA Installs New Frontman When Punk Band Becomes Too Political
Frontman Abha Alvarez of punk band Kissinger’s Prostate disappeared suddenly and was replaced with unknown musician Holden Everett mid-tour after Alvarez performed a new song "Red, White, and Profit"…
thehardtimes.net
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
CIA Installs New Frontman When Punk Band Becomes Too Political
thehardtimes.net/music/cia-in...
thehardtimes.net/music/cia-in...
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Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago
January 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago
every time i watch an estinien-centric cutscene in ffxiv i imagine an alternate timeline where estinien died in the dragonsong war and it’s the same cutscene but with Alaimbert of the Spiked Butt
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
every time i watch an estinien-centric cutscene in ffxiv i imagine an alternate timeline where estinien died in the dragonsong war and it’s the same cutscene but with Alaimbert of the Spiked Butt
i like how the third act of dracula is like. gentlemen we have two things in common: we all wanted to bang lucy and we all want to kill that god damned vampire
January 5, 2026 at 10:52 PM
i like how the third act of dracula is like. gentlemen we have two things in common: we all wanted to bang lucy and we all want to kill that god damned vampire
finally read the first five chapters of that shiawase trimming manga. very cute so far
January 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
finally read the first five chapters of that shiawase trimming manga. very cute so far
yesterday was piplup community day but i forgot to catch any piplups……….
January 5, 2026 at 7:18 PM
yesterday was piplup community day but i forgot to catch any piplups……….
wonder if kilowattrel will be competitively viable in pokego’s great league at all. would love to add it as an option for my great league birds
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
wonder if kilowattrel will be competitively viable in pokego’s great league at all. would love to add it as an option for my great league birds
i never played scarlet and violet because i lost faith in gamefreak’s ability to develop a functional video game after sword and shield but i’ve been slowly exposed to the 9th gen pokemon through pokego and tcg pocket and there’s some really good ones in there. just found out about wattrel, big fan
January 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
i never played scarlet and violet because i lost faith in gamefreak’s ability to develop a functional video game after sword and shield but i’ve been slowly exposed to the 9th gen pokemon through pokego and tcg pocket and there’s some really good ones in there. just found out about wattrel, big fan
one of the most practical tips i’ve learned from doing help desk work: open your task manager. click the performance tab. is the uptime greater than 24 hours? if so, save your work and reboot. your shit can only run more smoothly afterward. do not go 45 consecutive days without a reboot you maniac
January 5, 2026 at 1:33 PM
one of the most practical tips i’ve learned from doing help desk work: open your task manager. click the performance tab. is the uptime greater than 24 hours? if so, save your work and reboot. your shit can only run more smoothly afterward. do not go 45 consecutive days without a reboot you maniac