Birds_rocks 🇨🇦
@birdsrocks.bsky.social
In normal times I just skeet about my garden and Star Wars, but regrettably I was right when I became a full-blown doomer in November 2016.
Nationalism sucks, but being annexed by a fascist state sucks more.
Nationalism sucks, but being annexed by a fascist state sucks more.
Gaming the way Jagex intended way back in 2003.
December 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Gaming the way Jagex intended way back in 2003.
Anyone who has ever used Facebook knows that every self-conscious woman already posts either: no photos of herself, uses a bitmoji avatar or runs everything through FaceTune to the point that they look like they are made of plastic.
This is the logical next step in commodifying women's insecurities
This is the logical next step in commodifying women's insecurities
this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
![All Things Motherhood Jasmen Powell • 6d • S
Hot take, but an honest one.
I think Al is going to replace a big part of traditional photography, especially when it comes to fa... See more
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December 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Anyone who has ever used Facebook knows that every self-conscious woman already posts either: no photos of herself, uses a bitmoji avatar or runs everything through FaceTune to the point that they look like they are made of plastic.
This is the logical next step in commodifying women's insecurities
This is the logical next step in commodifying women's insecurities
Something about Jesus and also lamb?
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Something about Jesus and also lamb?
The pharmacy I went to to get my flu/covid shot was so cramped I think I caught a fucking cold 😪😪
December 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The pharmacy I went to to get my flu/covid shot was so cramped I think I caught a fucking cold 😪😪
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Mr. Marbles died 2025 Christmas is canceled
December 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Mr. Marbles died 2025 Christmas is canceled
I’m growing lettuce in the basement because I had extra room under my pepper overwintering grow light setup and I have never felt closer to living out my Land Before Time dreams
December 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’m growing lettuce in the basement because I had extra room under my pepper overwintering grow light setup and I have never felt closer to living out my Land Before Time dreams
The secret to donuts that don’t immediately go stale when they cool down?
Potatoes. ⚜️
Potatoes. ⚜️
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The secret to donuts that don’t immediately go stale when they cool down?
Potatoes. ⚜️
Potatoes. ⚜️
Credit where it’s due, DOGE and Trump fucked my org’s funding so hard that we had to lay a bunch of people off and employees got zero COL adjustments this year,
BUT the admin felt so bad that we get two paid weeks off for Christmas instead.
No work until 2026!!
BUT the admin felt so bad that we get two paid weeks off for Christmas instead.
No work until 2026!!
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Credit where it’s due, DOGE and Trump fucked my org’s funding so hard that we had to lay a bunch of people off and employees got zero COL adjustments this year,
BUT the admin felt so bad that we get two paid weeks off for Christmas instead.
No work until 2026!!
BUT the admin felt so bad that we get two paid weeks off for Christmas instead.
No work until 2026!!
🎉
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
🎉
Today I had the pleasure of showing George the Vanity Fair pictures. I showed him the pic of Karoline, let him take it alll in, pointed out the lip filler tracks, and then!! I got to tell him how old she is!!!
This is a man who respects women and would ne.ver. say a bad word, his jaw dropped lmfao
This is a man who respects women and would ne.ver. say a bad word, his jaw dropped lmfao
December 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Today I had the pleasure of showing George the Vanity Fair pictures. I showed him the pic of Karoline, let him take it alll in, pointed out the lip filler tracks, and then!! I got to tell him how old she is!!!
This is a man who respects women and would ne.ver. say a bad word, his jaw dropped lmfao
This is a man who respects women and would ne.ver. say a bad word, his jaw dropped lmfao
I got gifted an Audible membership from work and... I actually wish I hadn't...
Right wing wacko content outnumbers anything remotely decent 10:1. I'd be much happier living in ignorance of these books being first-page ranked by popularity.
Right wing wacko content outnumbers anything remotely decent 10:1. I'd be much happier living in ignorance of these books being first-page ranked by popularity.
December 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I got gifted an Audible membership from work and... I actually wish I hadn't...
Right wing wacko content outnumbers anything remotely decent 10:1. I'd be much happier living in ignorance of these books being first-page ranked by popularity.
Right wing wacko content outnumbers anything remotely decent 10:1. I'd be much happier living in ignorance of these books being first-page ranked by popularity.
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you probably shouldn’t watch the teaser for Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie, or read anything about it, but i’m using this opportunity to say: go see this movie when it comes out
almost guaranteed to be in my Top 10 of 2026
almost guaranteed to be in my Top 10 of 2026
NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE - Official Teaser - In Select Theaters February
YouTube video by NEON
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
you probably shouldn’t watch the teaser for Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie, or read anything about it, but i’m using this opportunity to say: go see this movie when it comes out
almost guaranteed to be in my Top 10 of 2026
almost guaranteed to be in my Top 10 of 2026
Watched Dust Bunny last night. Aesthetically, it is exactly what you would imagine what a non-network television Brian Fuller production would look like.
Pushing Daisies turned up to 11
Also fun!
Pushing Daisies turned up to 11
Also fun!
December 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Watched Dust Bunny last night. Aesthetically, it is exactly what you would imagine what a non-network television Brian Fuller production would look like.
Pushing Daisies turned up to 11
Also fun!
Pushing Daisies turned up to 11
Also fun!
A generational rake-step lmfao
December 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
A generational rake-step lmfao
What a wonderful 24 hours to be fully occupied with baking, crochet and audiobooks.
The bad rectangle can’t hurt you if you don’t pick it up
The bad rectangle can’t hurt you if you don’t pick it up
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
What a wonderful 24 hours to be fully occupied with baking, crochet and audiobooks.
The bad rectangle can’t hurt you if you don’t pick it up
The bad rectangle can’t hurt you if you don’t pick it up
The grilled shawarma that is making the rounds on the Internet was calling to me like a siren.
Boustan who?
Boustan who?
December 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The grilled shawarma that is making the rounds on the Internet was calling to me like a siren.
Boustan who?
Boustan who?
I have finally bent the sugar crystals to my will!!
December 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I have finally bent the sugar crystals to my will!!
I’m on francophone “peed the bed” TikTok and it makes me laugh so hard every time www.tiktok.com/@sam.paradis...
TikTok video by Sam Paradis
www.tiktok.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’m on francophone “peed the bed” TikTok and it makes me laugh so hard every time www.tiktok.com/@sam.paradis...
I made the mortadella cookies
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I made the mortadella cookies
I have submitted my two final papers for the semester (a week early!!) and the only task that remains is submitting a three minute video summarizing one of them.
My average in the class is currently 95% so I am very tempted to just ✨not✨
My average in the class is currently 95% so I am very tempted to just ✨not✨
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I have submitted my two final papers for the semester (a week early!!) and the only task that remains is submitting a three minute video summarizing one of them.
My average in the class is currently 95% so I am very tempted to just ✨not✨
My average in the class is currently 95% so I am very tempted to just ✨not✨
I was just on a sales call for some Google snAIk oil product and the guy 100% used Gemini to write his sales pitch for him based on the homepage of our website.
lol. lmao, even.
lol. lmao, even.
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I was just on a sales call for some Google snAIk oil product and the guy 100% used Gemini to write his sales pitch for him based on the homepage of our website.
lol. lmao, even.
lol. lmao, even.
We're immensely priviliged to be able to make five-figure lump-sum payments on our mortgage and every time I do with just a few clicks... man, money is totally made up huh?
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We're immensely priviliged to be able to make five-figure lump-sum payments on our mortgage and every time I do with just a few clicks... man, money is totally made up huh?
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Im still not sure if univeristy is real-- I just wrote 20 pages about Lemme Smash
a black bird is sitting on a log with the words lemme smash written above it
ALT: a black bird is sitting on a log with the words lemme smash written above it
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Im still not sure if univeristy is real-- I just wrote 20 pages about Lemme Smash