Lizzie
@biscuitersed.bsky.social
Greyhound butler, data wrangler, coffee mainliner. Scottish.
Is this thing on *taps mic*
May 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Is this thing on *taps mic*
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Who made this 🤣
January 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Who made this 🤣
Window is now locked and loaded (the state of that frame though ffs)
December 5, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Window is now locked and loaded (the state of that frame though ffs)
Going to replace the broken lock on my living room window tonight. Don’t tell me I don’t know how to live.
bob the builder is holding a hammer and asking can we fix it ?
ALT: bob the builder is holding a hammer and asking can we fix it ?
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December 5, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Going to replace the broken lock on my living room window tonight. Don’t tell me I don’t know how to live.
I’ve been diagnosed with add (it’s adhd but without the h). For years I’ve been beating myself up about many things I won’t go into.
December 1, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I’ve been diagnosed with add (it’s adhd but without the h). For years I’ve been beating myself up about many things I won’t go into.
I’m so excited I’m going to Sweden for my pal’s wedding and omg I have to learn all the words for The Bridge song. I’m sure that will impress the lads.
November 28, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I’m so excited I’m going to Sweden for my pal’s wedding and omg I have to learn all the words for The Bridge song. I’m sure that will impress the lads.
I’m watching the JonBenet Ramsay documentary on Netflix and it’s so fucked up and I’m only half way through the first episode.
November 25, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I’m watching the JonBenet Ramsay documentary on Netflix and it’s so fucked up and I’m only half way through the first episode.
Today I officially inherited my mum’s car does anyone know how they work and what does this pedal do
a man in a plaid shirt sits in a car talking to another man
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt sits in a car talking to another man
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November 24, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Today I officially inherited my mum’s car does anyone know how they work and what does this pedal do
Playing a game of pish chicken with the dog. He refuses to go out for a pee, I am desperate for a shower.
Who will break first?
Who will break first?
November 23, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Playing a game of pish chicken with the dog. He refuses to go out for a pee, I am desperate for a shower.
Who will break first?
Who will break first?
I woke up to seven messages from my uncle and I panicked thinking another horrible thing had happened.
He’s looking for mashed potato tips.
fml
He’s looking for mashed potato tips.
fml
November 23, 2024 at 8:24 AM
I woke up to seven messages from my uncle and I panicked thinking another horrible thing had happened.
He’s looking for mashed potato tips.
fml
He’s looking for mashed potato tips.
fml
Snow is happening. Thankfully it’s put my sister off from visiting so I can be an antisocial cow all weekend.
November 23, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Snow is happening. Thankfully it’s put my sister off from visiting so I can be an antisocial cow all weekend.
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priest: do you take this person to be your shenanigan
them: i do
priest: do you take this person to be your lawful hijinks
them: i do
priest: i now pronounce you in cahoots
them: i do
priest: do you take this person to be your lawful hijinks
them: i do
priest: i now pronounce you in cahoots
November 22, 2024 at 10:28 PM
priest: do you take this person to be your shenanigan
them: i do
priest: do you take this person to be your lawful hijinks
them: i do
priest: i now pronounce you in cahoots
them: i do
priest: do you take this person to be your lawful hijinks
them: i do
priest: i now pronounce you in cahoots
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Electricity 110
Groceries 300
Roma tracksuits 111,000
Can someone who knows how to budget help me my family is dying
Groceries 300
Roma tracksuits 111,000
Can someone who knows how to budget help me my family is dying
November 22, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Electricity 110
Groceries 300
Roma tracksuits 111,000
Can someone who knows how to budget help me my family is dying
Groceries 300
Roma tracksuits 111,000
Can someone who knows how to budget help me my family is dying
This poor boy having to go in the huff again because his evil mammy doesn’t want him to get cold.
Phone GreyhoundLine!
Phone GreyhoundLine!
November 21, 2024 at 11:07 PM
This poor boy having to go in the huff again because his evil mammy doesn’t want him to get cold.
Phone GreyhoundLine!
Phone GreyhoundLine!
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imagine being seth abramson, in 2024, and thinking the only reason people wouldn't want to read your 200 post threads about some bullshit you're never right about is because they're secretly 'anti-progressive' and also secretly FSB
November 20, 2024 at 4:35 AM
imagine being seth abramson, in 2024, and thinking the only reason people wouldn't want to read your 200 post threads about some bullshit you're never right about is because they're secretly 'anti-progressive' and also secretly FSB
So one of my US cousins’ stepson is in the US Air Force and he had the honour of emptying out Joe Biden’s personal toilet on Air Force One.
I bet that’s a tale he’s telling the grandkids.
I bet that’s a tale he’s telling the grandkids.
November 16, 2024 at 9:48 PM
So one of my US cousins’ stepson is in the US Air Force and he had the honour of emptying out Joe Biden’s personal toilet on Air Force One.
I bet that’s a tale he’s telling the grandkids.
I bet that’s a tale he’s telling the grandkids.
Rivals is perfectly silly fun tv
November 16, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Rivals is perfectly silly fun tv
I’m watching the Jilly Cooper thing on Disney and it’s really entertaining. The music is banging as much as the characters.
November 16, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I’m watching the Jilly Cooper thing on Disney and it’s really entertaining. The music is banging as much as the characters.
Hearing an American say mirror will never not make me laugh.
November 15, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Hearing an American say mirror will never not make me laugh.
I started watching Spiral and it’s excellent. Somehow remembered what une sorcière is which was random. Anyway it’s too late for more.
November 14, 2024 at 11:34 PM
I started watching Spiral and it’s excellent. Somehow remembered what une sorcière is which was random. Anyway it’s too late for more.
Started watching Syndrome E on Walter Presents and I’m not sure I’ll sleep tonight.
a cartoon of scooby doo carrying a man
ALT: a cartoon of scooby doo carrying a man
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November 13, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Started watching Syndrome E on Walter Presents and I’m not sure I’ll sleep tonight.
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wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs
November 13, 2024 at 2:15 AM
wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs
Just put a pot of soup on. Loads of veggies and lentils and a dod of shredded ham hock.
November 13, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Just put a pot of soup on. Loads of veggies and lentils and a dod of shredded ham hock.