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Zo Eve - dont ask me how Im functioning
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23/ 🖤🩶🤍💜/the hype man you need/ my pfp is a comm by @sirlanval
How my bf describes me: "Smart in theory, dumb in application" 🤣
Steddie and any Haikyuu ship are my life
#bisexualmess3writes
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Claudia gets Steve into Star Trek and he becomes really popular in the zine community + has a sexuality crisis after reading spirk

I swear someone had a thread like this and it was so cute
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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lover boy boy lover
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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April 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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my contribution to the #Frankenstein yuri agenda
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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50k slowburn right NOW💳💳💳 #sakuatsu
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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So this happened. Happy two year anniversary to myself I guess.

archiveofourown.org/works/512538...
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Reposting this in hopes the flop curse goes away.
So this happened. Happy two year anniversary to myself I guess.

archiveofourown.org/works/512538...
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I think I could write an essay on how Billy learns how to protect people he cares about in Season 3 once he gets mind flayed

Like how he tells Karen to stay away from him after he visions him knocking her out with a slap ...
we love unlearning toxic masculinity representation even if its ... idk
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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#bkakkrkn #bokuken 🔞

it’s rare for bokuto and kenma to have alone time together—they both have demanding schedules on opposite sides of the day, and most of their scheduled free time is for all of their boyfriends to be together.

so on the rare morning when bokuto doesn’t have practice,
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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#BkDk #SapThread (Older Queen A/B/O) Pt5

Seven weeks after making his boldest decision since putting on his crown, Izuku knows sparing Kacchan was the right choice.

He's insightful, unafraid to say when he notices a gap or weakness in Trev's systems.

And Izuku thinks they're... friends.
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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#BkDk #SapThread (Older Queen A/B/O) Pt4 🌶️
Katsuki doesn't know what to make of the queen.

After their conversation in the tunnel, the omega takes Katsuki into the barracks, letting him see his men.

He smiles, laughs, engages with the soldiers like he's happy.

Katsuki has doubts.
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Daisies 🪡

The van is in the shop. And Eddie’s a little high, band practice ran long, so of course he misses Steve. Misses him so bad he needs to see him. Right away.

He says as much to Jeff as he stumbles out the door with a wave over his shoulder.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Come here for my writing, or just go to my ao3 (archiveofourown.org/users/StarsH...) to save yourself some time. Everything lives there.

But I’m not the boss of you, do what you want!
StarsHideYourFires | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 18, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!!!!

Gorgeous GORGEOUS portrait/cover of this fic was done by @lubla.bsky.social who kindly stepped in LAST MINUTE to do art for this. I am so grateful for you in so many ways.

Updated Weekly every Wednesday ✨

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/740254...
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Forgot to share it on here, but! Here’s a new #steddie omegaverse fic for you all featuring alpha Steve and omega Eddie!!! #strangerthings

archiveofourown.org/works/73997686
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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Wayne raking a pile of leaves for Eddie to jump in and Eddie emerging with sooo many leaves in his hair but refusing to take them out because he's "a leaf monser uncle Wayne! Leaf monsers /need/ to have leafs in their hair, duh."
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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#ljwrites #nsfw #uktk #ukatake ~ Wet Dream 🔞

Takeda wakes with a gasp.

His body’s shaking at the sensation of a denied orgasm and he’s too caught up to stop the half-moan-half-groan of subtle pain and burning desire to care about how loud he’s being. He pants and his eyes flutter closed again.
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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I think if #ukatake are hanging out with friends they’re comfortable with, Takeda /will/ be sitting on Ukai’s lap. It doesn’t matter how many empty seats there are—Ukai has his arms wrapped around Takeda’s waist and Takeda’s leaning casually against him

Ukai’s friends quickly get used to it
October 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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kiss kiss
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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IT’S HERE!!! #steddie BB project 041 THE SUNSHINE BOYS with the amazing @dismaygray.bsky.social !!! And here is my first drawing for it!!
FIRST CHAPTER IS UP!! Link bellow!!
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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As voted by my patreons, here's Eddie pulling all his moves on a tired Scoops Steve!! He's even trying to make Steve feed him since his arms are so full (these are empty bags. that he stole from the next store)...the confidence of that boy 🍨⚓ #steddie
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Because I am struggling with money I have uploaded some of my work (and two of my partners) to a red bubble account as I can't afford to print work myself

Please have a look if you can 💕

www.redbubble.com/people/South...
SouthZoEve Shop | Redbubble
SouthZoEve is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.
www.redbubble.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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#ukatake 🧡 Takeda confessing

It wasn’t on a night like this that Ukai thought he would face the biggest challenge of his life: having to dodge a pretty tipsy Takeda, leaning in to kiss him, in the middle of a busy bar.

"Whoa, Sensei," Ukai whispered. "This isn’t a good idea."
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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It appears I’ve somehow missed a lot of incredible fics, threads and art lately. Probably because I’ve been on here less as my mental health bounces around like a yo-yo. Please please send me links to all the good stuff!!! Self-promotion HIGHLY encouraged cause y’all are amazing and should be proud!
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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A genderbend variation of that same pink dress.
I've drawn it many times before, but I also wanted to draw this version.
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM