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"Holy Moses, I have been deceived. Now the wind has changed direction, and I'll have to leave. Wont you please excuse my frankness, but it's not my cup of tea. Holy Moses, I have been deceived."- B. Taupin
Mamdani to Trump: Have a taco, bitch.
Trump to Mamdani: Num, num, num...I LOVE tacos! Got any Diet Coke?
Trump to Mamdani: Num, num, num...I LOVE tacos! Got any Diet Coke?
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Mamdani to Trump: Have a taco, bitch.
Trump to Mamdani: Num, num, num...I LOVE tacos! Got any Diet Coke?
Trump to Mamdani: Num, num, num...I LOVE tacos! Got any Diet Coke?
He's an excellent manager. Let Cleveland have something.
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
He's an excellent manager. Let Cleveland have something.
Semper Fi, Brother. (Parris Island, 1984)
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Semper Fi, Brother. (Parris Island, 1984)
Pedophile eggs. Cheap as hell. They're also known as 'Epstein Files.'
October 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Pedophile eggs. Cheap as hell. They're also known as 'Epstein Files.'
Hey, Pam Bondi! You just won the 'Not Gonna Answer You Bowl'. Can I smell your pussy?
No?
Well, it must be your feet.
No?
Well, it must be your feet.
October 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hey, Pam Bondi! You just won the 'Not Gonna Answer You Bowl'. Can I smell your pussy?
No?
Well, it must be your feet.
No?
Well, it must be your feet.
Jane Goodall, one of the best people ever...has died.
Meanwhile...you know who is still you know what. Damn!
Meanwhile...you know who is still you know what. Damn!
October 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Jane Goodall, one of the best people ever...has died.
Meanwhile...you know who is still you know what. Damn!
Meanwhile...you know who is still you know what. Damn!
Otto von Turdmark gives a tired lounge act to Generals and Admirals at Quantico Naval Base.
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Otto von Turdmark gives a tired lounge act to Generals and Admirals at Quantico Naval Base.
Taco Wednesday.
September 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Taco Wednesday.
...and then Trump gestures toward Erdogan and says, "he knows all about rigged elections"
You can't make this stuff up! #TrumpErdogan
You can't make this stuff up! #TrumpErdogan
September 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
...and then Trump gestures toward Erdogan and says, "he knows all about rigged elections"
You can't make this stuff up! #TrumpErdogan
You can't make this stuff up! #TrumpErdogan
I can't prove it, but...
September 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can't prove it, but...