@bitey2.bsky.social
"Holy Moses, I have been deceived. Now the wind has changed direction, and I'll have to leave. Wont you please excuse my frankness, but it's not my cup of tea. Holy Moses, I have been deceived."- B. Taupin
...and then fill it with kerosene.
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
...and then fill it with kerosene.
The worms are waiting.
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The worms are waiting.
He looks very much like Jason Robards.
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
He looks very much like Jason Robards.
Digital cinematography is much worse than classical film production.
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Digital cinematography is much worse than classical film production.
Back in those days when every thought/conversation about him started with how much he was hated, I would always say, the one admirable thing about him is that he genuinely loves his family. Now, in these dark times it stands out to me as a man of principle versus Trump…who has none.
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Back in those days when every thought/conversation about him started with how much he was hated, I would always say, the one admirable thing about him is that he genuinely loves his family. Now, in these dark times it stands out to me as a man of principle versus Trump…who has none.
Two shoes! Dude was in it to win it!
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Two shoes! Dude was in it to win it!
The worms are waiting.
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media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The worms are waiting.
Jesus would be like...you bitch!
December 9, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Jesus would be like...you bitch!
When you win the FAFO PIECE PRIZE they just let you do it.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
When you win the FAFO PIECE PRIZE they just let you do it.
Here’s my medal for swimming to the Moon.
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Here’s my medal for swimming to the Moon.
I have a brain worm. I seek to become secretary of “Soul Train.”
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I have a brain worm. I seek to become secretary of “Soul Train.”
Henceforth and forevermore to be known as…the FAFO PIECE PRIZE
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Henceforth and forevermore to be known as…the FAFO PIECE PRIZE
Donald Trump: 2026 Cy Young award winner for throwing Big Macs against the wall.
Donald Trump: Retroactively awarded the Fred Sanford award for shoving women against a wall and grabbing their junk.
Donald Trump: Retroactively awarded the Fred Sanford award for shoving women against a wall and grabbing their junk.
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Donald Trump: 2026 Cy Young award winner for throwing Big Macs against the wall.
Donald Trump: Retroactively awarded the Fred Sanford award for shoving women against a wall and grabbing their junk.
Donald Trump: Retroactively awarded the Fred Sanford award for shoving women against a wall and grabbing their junk.
You mean, like…Shatner?
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
You mean, like…Shatner?
You know, you’re a Steelers fan, and I’m a Browns fan. You’re a Wolverine fan, and I’m a Buckeyes fan. And, as we both oppose MAGA, we have more in common than we do not.
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You know, you’re a Steelers fan, and I’m a Browns fan. You’re a Wolverine fan, and I’m a Buckeyes fan. And, as we both oppose MAGA, we have more in common than we do not.
To say nothing of his stolen erection.
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
To say nothing of his stolen erection.
And too one-legged to be fast. The frustration undoubtedly makes him mean.
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
And too one-legged to be fast. The frustration undoubtedly makes him mean.
I thought it was Hoppy “the slow”.
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I thought it was Hoppy “the slow”.